Stupid answers you've put...

Okay, we're told to answer everything, so if I can't think of an answer, I put something silly usually (though most of the time it's got something related to the question there).

Seeing as the exams are almost over (my next one, which is my last one, is next Thursday)... looking back, what silly answers have you put?

Today in my Physics...

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Radiation can be useful in the household give examples:
(a) alpha: assasination

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I couldn't stop thinking about that Russian dude who got assasinated with alpha in his food.

in my R.E exam i put; "only smarties have the answer"

grr, i hate those questions i had one yesterday it was like "WHAT IS THE PH OF SOMETHING THAT HAS RED AND YELLOW IN IT" i was like wth :@

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Originally Posted by :Hazel

in my R.E exam i put; "only smarties have the answer"

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I had to write the "black box thing in mecca" for one of those.

You friend says that in every glass of water you drink, 1/8 has passed through Oliver Cromwell's body.

What is your response to this?


At first I put:

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I need some new friends.

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and also put

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Oh great, i've just drunk two glasses of Cromwell juice.

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not really funny, but in our mocks me and me mates had like a game to see how many footballers names we could incorparate into our answers.. when we got our papers back to revise with, we went through eachothers and one of them managed to get 27 :D.

and this other lad i know said he had a re exam the other day and he put..

q. how can people get closer to devine (god)?
a. plane.

q. what would you do to care for a termially ill relative?
a. take them on a cruise.

Rofl In My Electronics Exam:

Question:"Which Transformer Is Best To Use For This Circuit"

Answer: MEGATRON!!

Or

Question: "Draw And Label A Completed Circuit"

-Draws a house and labels it "house"-

Exam took me 5 mins

i got kicked out of the lesson halfway through the year so i knew nothing..
but still i had to do teh exam :l

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Originally Posted by jamie!

not really funny, but in our mocks me and me mates had like a game to see how many footballers names we could incorparate into our answers.. when we got our papers back to revise with, we went through eachothers and one of them managed to get 27 :D.

and this other lad i know said he had a re exam the other day and he put..

q. how can people get closer to devine (god)?
a. plane.

q. what would you do to care for a termially ill relative?
a. take them on a cruise.

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In my R.E. mock we had to basically pick a religion and answer the questions on it. I chose Rastafi.

We had that divine question (or similar) in the mock too, I obviously put "smoking marajuana to raise your spirit closer to Jah".

I got 0 marks for the entire exam. My RE teacher said it was good... and I had done my research... but it wasn't one of the major 5 religions :(

In general studies the other day we all had to try and fit in "Like a camel in a brothle"
Most of us did lol

not really an answer because i've never done that before, but in my mocks before my proper gcse's, you know in the margin where it says

'Do not write in the margin'

i wrote directly under that saying 'ok'. :P

lol that is like in the simpsons, lisa goes to enter some competition and it says "dont write in this space" and home writes "ok" :D

In my geography mock, last year there was a question... something like Is this caused by vertical or lateral erosion... And I put yes... I had a headache and was not concentrating :P

chemistry.

question: what is a mole?

answer: it's a small fury animal that digs holes.

it wasn't in the exam but what a teacher asked me

In my R.E. exam there was a question about the magestrium, why it was important to catholics and i put

Because catholics love the magestirium as we love god.

it was an 8 mark answer too, i wish i revised what one was ;p

I just put 'dunno'

We has a Philosophy AS exam, and one of my friends put under the question:
"What does the prime mover tell us about aristotle" or something and he put:
"Aristotle only made theories because he was angry that his boyfriend, socrates, left him. He was try to score points against plato"

made me rofl. it was worth 33 marks as well.

Mock maths sat :

i put [Insert Correct Answer Here]

and those pointless "Blank Page" things i usually scribble and write haha lier!

I broke off in mid sentence in one of mine.

Off topic: It has been proven that in a 1-4 multiple choice question, the most common number is 3, so I usually put 3.

On Topic:

Q: When was the Industrial Revolution?
A: Somewhere in the 19th to 20th century

It was a 5 mark question :rolleyes:

In a French Test you had to write a letter in French, and my friend wrote it all in English :rolleyes:
It was worth 30 marks as well.

in my maths test the further you you got into the question right (this one was a big question) the more marks you got. so if you put the rule for the answer wrong and the rest was right you would still get 0/10 in a 45 mark exam. it was

Firstly, to find the area of this rectangle write the formula
I wrote: lenth sqaured
wasn't concentrating :(

=/ i still passed with a B :)

In my philosophy AS test a couple of weeks ago I drew a picture of a boat for a question about the "Ship of State", and also a picture of Jesus on the cross because it's one of the only things I can draw and I got bored.

http://www.jimmyr.com/blog/Funny_Stu...rs_91_2007.php

None that i have done obviously, but i thought they were funny!

I put a few stupid ones in my GCSEs, nothing like that though. Things like 'Whats 3046936860963890363x463634636436=' and i'd just put 1..

LOL AT MEGATRON

LMAO AT THIS ONE

http://www.jimmyr.com/blog/img/651_3_91_2007.gif

Find X

Circled X , Here it is.

Rofl I actually didnt seemed funny tho.


Some boy in my year

Music Exam

What are the main ingredients of Aleatoric music

Cheese and toast

We had a lil french test to wrote what we eat/drink for breakfast. I misread it and for it said "What we eat/drink for dinner?" So i put down chips and salad and for drink i put down some coke LOL

Then when we got the answer stuff back it said "Very good but chips for breakfast?"

ye be careful there - they can deduct marks for silly answers - well some exam boards do

Q: What is the pi?
A: Chicken and Ham

Not funny, but I was 10 at the time.

My GCSE PE paper asked
"When diving into a pool, your "trunk" will contract; which part of the body is this?"
Apparently its your abdomen.
After listening to that I got junk in my trunk song I thought it was your bum, so the examiner probably had a giggle at that. :]

In my GCSE PSHE exam it said "What is an ASBO?"

I put "A badge of honour"

Then I changed it lol in case that was a mark that made the difference between a grade :P

On the mocks ages ago we had a question that said 'Where are hormones found' (or something similar) and my friend put "In Essex" and another question said 'How does blood travel around the body' (or something similar) and he put "By taxi's" :P

@Tbh - Rofl, Megatron. :P Shoulda put Optimus Prime. :D

well it asked a question what flavours better so i put thats my opinion others could have theirs so huh! or something like that

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Originally Posted by Mr.Earthquake

well it asked a question what flavours better so i put thats my opinion others could have theirs so huh! or something like that

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Flavour? That's a pretty stupid question to ask someone >_>