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Blissa has blessed Habbo Hotel with a third sense. Sight, hearing, and smelling. Polluting Habbo UK with her awful stench, Blissa is by far one of the most counterproductive sacks of debris on the internet. This mound of rubbish is considered gifted amongst it's kind, as it has to ability to type. Though rarely cognizable or having any practical function, it can type nonetheless. The bandwidth waster is the leader of an empire of two, consisting of two pieces of like-minded garbage. Blissa likes to claim that these two are it's "friends", and it forces them to address it as "Naomi" to make it look more approachable. The name Naomi is Hebrew for "pleasant", which proves it suffers a horrible case if mismatched baby names. Some popular recommendations for a more fitting name include: Blanka, Medusa, or Agnus.
Accomplishments
Some of Blissa's most notable accomplishments include:
- Mercilessly sucking up to Habbo staff members. (Which proves to be useless considering it is still permanently
banned on three of it's accounts.
- Having an abusive father who raped it until it was five years old. (This stopped due to the fact that he passed
away to cardiac arrest and genetic mutation, which Blissa had blatantly inherited.)
- Being voted Biggest Backstabbing ***** (BBB) at the annual Urafkwit Not-So-Accomplishment Awards for
five consecutive years.
- It was also viewers choice to have her vagina pinned back and being stuffed with live piranha eggs.
- Backstabbing six of it's four so called "friends".
Biography
Blissa was born in 1970, meaning this girl is 37 years old. Her parents were somewhat happy that they had given birth to the healthy baby of 172 pounds in Harare, the capital of Zimbabwe, They were somewhat happy because they could feed for two weeks, but unhappy because eating humans, even if they were half dog, is illegal in Canada, which is where Blissa and it's parents moved to after it was only three days old. Blissa's mother, a three-legged bulldog died two years later of diabetes in the city of Toronto. For the next few years, Blissa's father, who's surname is unknown but goes by the allias of "Jack the Ripper", took care of her. It was later raised by a reluctant Filipina maid by the name of Darnelle Leonido when it's father died of down-syndrome and cardio-complications. Blissa worked alongside of it's step-mother clearing ***** hairs from Willy Nelson's drains until she was seven. It's step-mother had found a better paying job at the local strip club, which paid $900 Canadian each working night. As Blissa started suffering from menstrual complications and acne conglobata, it was shunned from society and met it's best friend, spouse, and pleasure box - the computer. Not long after, it raided HabboHotel with the swiftness and deadliness of the bubonic plague. Until today, it is constantly begging for cheap thrills and friendship.
Fun Facts
- It's nicknames include ****wit (self explanatory), Blitcha (having a canine for a mother and also
being notoriously spiteful), Nagger (a wonderful combination of it's first name, it's African descent, and it's habit of begging).
- It's Youtube account was banned in the July of 2007 because it copied Merf's idea of eating a donut for the
general public. (It was not banned for copyright infringement, but for the fact that the Youtube staff was under
the impression they were watching a baboon violently stuffing a chocolate-sprinkle donut up it's ***.)
- It's most wise and profound quote is: "Your hands of time stroke my hairy clock in a counterclockwise motion
that sends me in need of a battery charge."
Although Blissa pretends she is the height of cool, she is infact the opposite. Everyone hates her, and currently one of her "friends" is on a mission to trash most of her rooms. (Thanks to you, if you are reading this.)She is oblivious to all of these, and sits there making her plays which, may I add, are crap. Seriously, what the hell are they on about GET A LIFE. She complains and sends **** trophies to people who are undoubtedly better than her saying that they spend all day on habbo.
this is so out of order making up false accusation about people, if you dislike someone and want to expose them at least have real facts unlike **** about her mom being a 3legged bulldog it can be funny at times, but this just crosses the line
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