My girlfriend is an idiot !

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25-10-2007, 03:16 PM
Chadwick

My girlfriend is an idiot !

Today was just on the field getting with my girlfriend and i saw from the corner of my eye that the lads were kicking a ball at us.
So i swiftly grabbed her and pushed in front of me and the ball came and hit her slap bang in the face.
But then the stupid attention seeker fell on the floor as if she had fainted or something and everyone could see up her skirt.
Then she had to go to the medical room and when she came back she was being a right idiot with me saying it was my fault she got hit but i was like well what do you want me to do if you hadn't of been there to take the fall it would of been me that would of gotten hit.
Everyone else saw the comical side of it i don't know why she couldn't and tbh i should be the one mad at her showing all her knickers off for all the world to see :|
25-10-2007, 03:20 PM
Brody

lol chuggers ul
25-10-2007, 03:22 PM
Chadwick

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Originally Posted by Brody

lol chuggers ul

What does 'UL' mean ?
25-10-2007, 03:23 PM
womanizer

u loose
25-10-2007, 03:24 PM
adidas™

unlucky>?
25-10-2007, 03:25 PM
Naruto!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brody

lol chuggers ul

I CALLED HIM CHUGGERS FIRST
GET UR OWN NICKNAME
25-10-2007, 03:26 PM
Nixt

Dump her, problem solved.
25-10-2007, 03:27 PM
Chadwick

Lol my friends in school call me chuggers aswel :P
25-10-2007, 03:32 PM
FlyingJesus

Throw balls at her yourself so she gets used to it then it won't matter
25-10-2007, 03:37 PM
the wombats

oh yeah, because pushing your gf infront of you so she gets hit with a ball and you don't is an amazing way to show the girl you love her. you sound like an absolute prat, she should smack you one.
25-10-2007, 03:42 PM
Earthquake

Your ******* hilarious
25-10-2007, 03:48 PM
Jamesy

I find this doubtful, as with all your other threads. You have had your strange laughs now please bugger off.

Oh, I hope to add to the red bar under your name too.
25-10-2007, 03:49 PM
DJ-Vimto

:l

if anything its you thats the idiot. you should have taken the hit yourself, proved that you are man enough to do so.

making your gf take a ball to the face is...selfish, dont blame her for being mad at you. as for the knickers thing, you caused it yourself by pushing her into the path of the ball
25-10-2007, 03:53 PM
Chadwick

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Originally Posted by DJ-Vimto

:l

if anything its you thats the idiot. you should have taken the hit yourself, proved that you are man enough to do so.

making your gf take a ball to the face is...selfish, don't blame her for being mad at you. as for the knickers thing, you caused it yourself by pushing her into the path of the ball

Why would i purposely take a ball to the face that's just silly it was all muddy and everything ew would of been ransid.
25-10-2007, 03:53 PM
Lilian

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Originally Posted by Cr*ig

oh yeah, because pushing your gf infront of you so she gets hit with a ball and you don't is an amazing way to show the girl you love her. you sound like an absolute prat, she should smack you one.

I agree if I was her i'd **** you one if the face and call you a big woose in front of everyone :rolleyes:
25-10-2007, 03:56 PM
Chadwick

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Originally Posted by Lily.Hem

I agree if I was her i'd **** you one if the face and call you a big woose in fron of everyone :rolleyes:

Wth you going on about ?
God go back to your alcohol and stop talking nonsense on my thread.
25-10-2007, 03:56 PM
Jaiisun

You're such an idiot.
You don't deserve a girlfriend.
Girls like to be treated like princesses; not battering rams.

(ps. this would be remotely funny if she wasn't wearing any knickers)
25-10-2007, 03:57 PM
Lilian

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Originally Posted by Chadwick

Wth you going on about ?
God go back to your alcohol and stop talking nonsense on my thread.

Im going on about the thread topic duh! Who says im drinking alcohol and im not talking nonsense.
25-10-2007, 03:59 PM
Chadwick

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Originally Posted by Lily.Hem

Im going on about the thread topic duh! Who says im drinking alcohol and im not talking nonsense.

Just from reading your sig ; its blatantly obvious your an alcoholic.
25-10-2007, 03:59 PM
Jamesy

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Originally Posted by Lily.Hem

Im going on about the thread topic duh! Who says im drinking alcohol and im not talking nonsense.

well if he "pushes girls infront of footballs" (alledgedly :rollseyes:) then you don't have much chance

And chad, you have no sense of humour. Perhaps you should have a drink, lighten up then go drown in a river.

:@
25-10-2007, 04:01 PM
Lilian

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chadwick

Just from reading your sig ; its blatantly obvious your an alcoholic.

Hows it blatantly obvious im an alcoholic? It only a comment.

Quote:

Originally Posted by iSuck

well if he "pushes girls infront of footballs" (alledgedly :rollseyes:) then you don't have much chance

And chad, you have no sense of humour. Perhaps you should have a drink, lighten up then go drown in a river.

:@

Thats true :P and I agree with you 100%.
25-10-2007, 04:03 PM
FlyingJesus

Cheggers is hilarious leave him alone
25-10-2007, 04:15 PM
Jaiisun

oh, yeah.
im sorry.
i just forgot to laugh.

at all 15 threads ;|
25-10-2007, 04:22 PM
FlyingJesus

Yeah well it's only your own fault that you fail life
25-10-2007, 04:23 PM
Earthquake

Has anyone noticed hes avatar is a pair of breasts?
25-10-2007, 04:28 PM
cocaine

well you did kinda use her as a human sheild.
25-10-2007, 04:33 PM
Chadwick

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Originally Posted by mattmeister

well you did kinda use her as a human sheild.

I knew she'd come in useful sooner or later.
25-10-2007, 04:53 PM
adidas™

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Originally Posted by Earthquake

Has anyone noticed hes avatar is a pair of breasts?

yes, along time ago ;]