Introducing Our Final Santa Candidate
http://www.habbo.co.uk/articles/65-i...anta-candidate
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Posted 21-Dec-2007 Furni News, Events
Santa Bobby and his squadron of Stuffed Reindeer's are here to take over the Christmas celebrations!
Santa Bobby (prefers to be known as Bob) is a bit of an average guy really, perhaps even a Homer Simpson but covered with Xmas sauce. Upon hearing the news of the much coveted role of Santa becoming available at Habbo, he packed up all of his belongings in a sleigh and got straight down to business.
A former Furni salesman who - thanks to his “brilliant” ideas - lost his job, wife, car and house, Bob still prides himself on his commercial instinct. When he heard that Rasta Santa was heading back to Jamaica he figured that his time had finally come to make up for his less than successful past, although he'd never admit that to you.
Santa Bobby has taken out a massive loan to be able to run for the Habbo Santa role. He's established a Xmas orientated business, with which he hopes to conquer the lofty position of Xmas Boss. It’s "Bob’s Christmas Galore", where the best and most "unique" Christmas products can be found. It's surely the place to go for a Christmas to remember!
Well, at least a smell to remember.
At "Bob’s Xmas Galore", Bob sells Rare Reindeers straight from "Lapland" (imported by Nautical Logistics and then stuffed, but, according to Bob, coming back to life on Xmas night); top quality Sleighs to attach to the Reindeers, for the kids to play with; and finally, Bob’s Magic Fertilizer, pure Reindeer poo with the power to produce the instant growth of a Xmas Tree in any Habbo room!
Bob's Xmas Galore seems to promise a lot of Christmas goodness which begs the question, is Bob a con?
We'll leave you to figure that one out but just remember that a con’s a pro. Bob’s clearly not a pro, if anything he's just a good guy with a good heart. But you know, a good but desperate man takes desperate measures.
A vote for Bob is a vote the common Habbo.
