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Kk so theres this girl who i like alot but she always calls me names and tries to piss me off cuz she reccons its funny. I don';t mind, i give it back, but i can't come up with anything to get her back now. I suck. DOn't get me wrong she;s cool we joke around and she calls me secksi alot? don't understand why
Anyway i need some advice, not just on what she';s doing but on how to get my own back, it can be anything, iunsults and other stuff, but remember, i love her not hate her.
Ok, i got the perfect come back. go up to her and say:
SHUT THE **** UP YOU GREAT *****, WHO THE **** ASKED FOR YOUR COCKING OPINION! GET THE **** OUT *****! YEACH YOU ******* HEARD ME! GET THE ******* HELL AWAY!
I'm sure she'll find that HILARIOUS!
call her a jezabel.
sure way to get her in bed :8
Lol chimp i can actually see here phsl if i did that, she kinda wants me to get really angry.
Jezabel, i never heard that before. Might ahve to try it.
i really woudn't.
your basicly calling her a **** with that.
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2.jezabelhttp://static.urbandictionary.com/thumbsup.gif22 up, 6 downhttp://static.urbandictionary.com/thumbsdown.gifBasically a *** or slang who will do any thing to get **** or have sex. She is desparate and will do things with boys any where any time.
That girl jessica is a jezabel she sucked **** on the train
tags jezzy *** **** ******* ****
yeh i doubt she's heard it though. Whatever i say she wouldn't take serious anyway. I call her a sxxx and she is jsut like haaaa good comeback, cause she knows i don't really think that as i always tell her how beautiful she is etc. its just anything to hit back at her when she calls me gayy which is real original too
You can't really get a load of insults, as each situation varies on what to say. You need to get words together and then use them in a clever way to make them "funny insults".
Call Her A REMOVED
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"You're such gash waste, I'm suprised you're not perminately clinging onto a tampon."
Just punch her in the face and sleep with her
Thank for taking time-out from extracting multicolored mucos from your bulbous nasal cavity and filling-in the Insult form feilds, you monotonous non-entity and excrement manufacturing machine. You couldn't get a date if you bought them dried in a tin, you under-medicated, rump-ruptured chronic self-abuser. You're the kind of greasy, giggling, girly gombeen who buys STDs from a viral lab just to make it look like you get laid. Who the hell told you that you are attractive? Mr. Magoo? You're the kind pathological liar who even lies to an insult generator. All left-wingers are chronic alcoholics who molest small animals, ********** behind bushes, and wear fish-net tights while singing Elton John songs. If brains were electricity, you wouldn't have enough power to run the dynamo in a fire-fly's ***. Like your height, everything about you is average; except your stench - which is overwhelming. Your weight may well be proportional, but you've got cellulite that makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic. Get a job, you goddamn leach! You're as useful as a handbrake on a canoe, you clog-hopping simpleton. That's a sexy outfit you're wearing. Who shot the couch? Try this maneuver: Take 50-60 paces backwards. Take several deep breaths. Sprint forward at full speed. Do a triple summersault through the air, and disappear up your own *******.
Generators ftw
You pole-smoking, grandma-molesting, *******-smelling, REMOVED, boil-nibbling, butt-faced REMOVED!
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My advice: don't rise to it. :P Say something complimentary every time she insults you.
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Originally Posted by Spectate
Lol both perfect solutions. It's like having devil on 1 shoulder and an angel on the other..Quote:
Originally Posted by FlyingJesus
Which to use, you decide!:P