I have a solution for petrol...

The British Solution to Save Petrol;
Brown wants us to cut the amount of petrol we use......

The best way to stop using so much petrol is to deport 3 million illegal immigrants! That would be 3 million less people using our petrol. The price of petrol would come down.....

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Channel....

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Channel, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ....

Tell him if he wants to come to Britain then he must serve a tour in the military....

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....

He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident.....

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.......
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....

mrplahay for prime minister!

We should use Petrol, Global Warming is a myth and Labour should stop charging us more than any other EU country on petrol. Our government charges 64p and others charge 45p per whatever we measure petrol in.

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Originally Posted by mrplahay

The best way to stop using so much petrol is to deport 3 million illegal immigrants!

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well first you'd have to track down all the immigrants, which is damn near impossible. you'll have to use a lot of cars driving many miles in order to do it. oh, and once you get them, you'll have to drive them to a bus (one of the tens of thousands it would take to use) and drive them hundreds of miles out of the country.

gee, it'll take a lot of petrol to cut down on petrol.

Haha yeah, or just use kitchen oil...

Or cut down the amount of 4x4's which single people have! Unless they use it for off-road terrain they DON'T need them do they? Or am I going mad?
People who use supercars without a purpose of entertain a majority of people worldwide, do they need them? Nahhh! They're hardly going to be able to use them!

Would you stop English people moving to other countries? How would we get trades if we didn't have our contacts globally?

Wise up lad. :)

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Originally Posted by RedStratocas

well first you'd have to track down all the immigrants, which is damn near impossible. you'll have to use a lot of cars driving many miles in order to do it. oh, and once you get them, you'll have to drive them to a bus (one of the tens of thousands it would take to use) and drive them hundreds of miles out of the country.

gee, it'll take a lot of petrol to cut down on petrol.

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Lol summed it all up. Plus they have a right to come to this country like we have the right to go to their countries and take their jobs. But I do agree they need to toughen down and make it a little harder so we don't get as many.

I would like to point out the average litre in Canada is only 50p :eusa_wall

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Originally Posted by -:Undertaker:-

We should use Petrol, Global Warming is a myth and Labour should stop charging us more than any other EU country on petrol. Our government charges 64p and others charge 45p per whatever we measure petrol in.

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I believe new rules are in place/will be in place soon - where they are allowed in depending on their skills.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7269790.stm

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Originally Posted by GommeInc

Lol summed it all up. Plus they have a right to come to this country like we have the right to go to their countries and take their jobs. But I do agree they need to toughen down and make it a little harder so we don't get as many.

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Yep, that's our problem! We're letting all those immigrants who have fled from war-torn countries with only the clothes on their back and their families (if they're lucky) drive around in their gas guzzling hummers. :eusa_wall

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Originally Posted by -:Undertaker:-

We should use Petrol, Global Warming is a myth and Labour should stop charging us more than any other EU country on petrol. Our government charges 64p and others charge 45p per whatever we measure petrol in.

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Global Warming is not a myth. It is going on, but it is not us that are doing the damage. The whole theory of "us" making the ice-caps at the poles melt is a myth. It is a well known fact that there was once Tropical life at the poles anyway.

Why not just let people do whatever? If they're slowly broiling themselves then oh well, that's evolution for you.

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Originally Posted by Mr.Sam

I would like to point out the average litre in Canada is only 50p :eusa_wall

I believe new rules are in place/will be in place soon - where they are allowed in depending on their skills.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7269790.stm

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Then although Canada is ripped off compared to other countrys, the UK is still worse off from Canada. Also the new rules will fail just like every other 'tough of crime', 'education, education, education', 'british jobs for british workers' Labour are great at spin. Oh and on a final point, I fail to see how we can 'control' the immigration when we don't control our borders?

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Originally Posted by lScottl

Global Warming is not a myth. It is going on, but it is not us that are doing the damage. The whole theory of "us" making the ice-caps at the poles melt is a myth. It is a well known fact that there was once Tropical life at the poles anyway.

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I know, however when I refer to Global Warming in that post it blames the use of petrol and oil. I believe the poles are just returning to what they were before the Ice Age which we are still in today.

E85 ethanol thanx.

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Originally Posted by -:Undertaker:-

We should use Petrol, Global Warming is a myth and Labour should stop charging us more than any other EU country on petrol. Our government charges 64p and others charge 45p per whatever we measure petrol in.

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Agreed. When I went on holiday to Lanzarote, the petrol was about 33p a litre whereas over here it's circa £1.02.

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Originally Posted by mrplahay

The British Solution to Save Petrol;
Brown wants us to cut the amount of petrol we use......

The best way to stop using so much petrol is to deport 3 million illegal immigrants! That would be 3 million less people using our petrol. The price of petrol would come down.....

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Channel....

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Channel, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ....

Tell him if he wants to come to Britain then he must serve a tour in the military....

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....

He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident.....

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.......
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....

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I agree. I'd vote for you :)

I just don't understand immigration, we're an island meaning we have a huge advantage in stopping people from getting in, if we where connected to the rest of Europe like Germany is, it'd be incredibly difficult to control the border's but we're at a huge advantage being an island, however we don't use this to our advantage and let them in. The EU is a huge problem though, I'm not on about Polish migrant's, I mean because when an illegal immigrant from Africa comes to the EU, they can request to move around it. Usually opting England as it's well known through out the world and they speak English.