Meet the spartans :: my review..

Well, Here is my first of many film review of the film, Meet The spartans. Now, when i first saw the movie i thought directly of the film, Epic movie. The film, Epic movie takes the mick otta over movies and tbh is badly directed and the script is crap. To be honest, theres no change with Meet the spartans. Meet the spartans is one of the worst films ive seen. If i was to choose to either have sex with a family member or to watch Meet the spartans again, my choice would be to have sex with a family member. The reason behind this is because the film is full of utter rubbish. As it states in the film itself, " Its a cheap knock off film taking the piss otta 300 " Which is true. The film is cheap. as in bad graphics and really crap directing. This film is something you would be expecting to see a 8 year old produce not a 55 year old man who thinks this new film, meet the spartans, would be the highlight of his career. (just a rough guess?).
Anyway, to sum the film up and a little warning. I Rate the film a 2/10. I know im being a little nice with this 2/10 because the ending is kinda funny. but thats like 5minutes out of 1:10minutes, and the warning? STAY ANYWAY!

Thanks for reading!

l o l.

Edited by jesus (Forum Super Moderator): Please do not post pointlessly.

Im sorry but thats more of a hate speech than a movie review. Try to create a selection of good points and bad points whilst getting your opinion across at the same time.

The adverts look good, lol. I'm still gonna go and see it. :D

Thanks for your comments. Kaotix, dont please.

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Thanks for your comments. Kaotix, dont please.

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I do kind of agree, spoofs are going too far now carmen elcetra seems to be in all of them. I think the last really good spoof was scary movie 2.

yeah.
it was exactly like Epic Movie, because it was originally going to be called Epic Movie 2 x]

Oh god, I don't see why people rate crap films high and good things low?

It's good.. deal with it.

Actually, I thought it was a waste of my time.

Some parts were funny, yes. But yeah, where I was, it was only like an hour and four minutes long. ;l Waste of 12.50

i agree with yar!

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Actually, I thought it was a waste of my time.

Some parts were funny, yes. But yeah, where I was, it was only like an hour and four minutes long. ;l Waste of 12.50

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You're part Male, part Female, your opinion does not count :)

And omg, £12.50? Wow........

Its orite.....

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Actually, I thought it was a waste of my time.

Some parts were funny, yes. But yeah, where I was, it was only like an hour and four minutes long. ;l Waste of 12.50

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Do you watch your movies at the Ritz or something?

This isn't a review, it's a hate speech :l
Also Yar! is American, so it works out £6.25 here.

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This isn't a review, it's a hate speech :l
Also Yar! is American, so it works out £6.25 here.

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Do you watch your movies at the Ritz or something?

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Im sorry but thats more of a hate speech than a movie review. Try to create a selection of good points and bad points whilst getting your opinion across at the same time.

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I agree, set out the structure more as a review

Since when did any movie like Scary Movie ever actually try to be good? All of them look bad, none of them use effects for the simple things, they try and make it look fake in alot of cases, they do it because it's funny, like in Epic Movie during fight scenes when they throw people around they make it so obvious that they're using dummies, if you don't like Meet the Spartans then that may just be because you don't like them sort of movies, to be honest Meet the Spartans was damn hilarious, it was 10x better than Epic Movie, it's still no Scary Movie but it is still a very funny movie

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Since when did any movie like Scary Movie ever actually try to be good? All of them look bad, none of them use effects for the simple things, they try and make it look fake in alot of cases, they do it because it's funny, like in Epic Movie during fight scenes when they throw people around they make it so obvious that they're using dummies, if you don't like Meet the Spartans then that may just be because you don't like them sort of movies, to be honest Meet the Spartans was damn hilarious, it was 10x better than Epic Movie, it's still no Scary Movie but it is still a very funny movie

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Yeh and i bet that guy never even laughted at the britney bit Lmao

Bad review

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Yeh and i bet that guy never even laughted at the britney bit Lmao

Bad review

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The entire Pit of death scene had me in stiches xD

im going to see it because a few people i know have said it's good, but anyone over 20 is supposed to hate it, so it's just another teen movie = good :]

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The entire Pit of death scene had me in stiches xD

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me too lmao I couldnt breat had to stop watching Im laughing thinking about it hah

I think its a pretty good film, but thats just my opinion :D

It was terrible.

im guna go see it
but only cause i get in free
cause i work at a cinema

I Will be reviewing another movie tonight :)

It was crap.

I didn't laugh once throughout the whole thing.

Agreed with jake!
Rubbish film!

http://habboxforum.com/showthread.ph...64#post4575564

Your the official HXF movie reviewer? I hope not because that review is awful.
There is no structure, you give bad ranking because a spoof movie has bad directing and graphics when they are not the aspects you should be reviewing for this type of film, most of your review is saying how bad it is but you give little reason and you didnt even proof read the review for mistakes. Stay Anyway

wot makes u the "official hxf movie reviewer". ur just some random person giving his opinion on a film. nothing official about that.

I wouldn't call you a reviewer. All you've done is stated all the bad points about the film but no good points? And yes there is good points becuase half of the film is pretty hilarious.

Agree'd, you don't write reviews, just hate speeches.
Misawa is an official reviewer, as he MAKES VALID POINTS
Not rant about how crap it was.

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