Yes.
Single.
Hot.
Looking.
Does All.
ANY TAKERS!?! :eusa_whis
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Yes.
Single.
Hot.
Looking.
Does All.
ANY TAKERS!?! :eusa_whis
Not since he cut his ginger locks off :(
damn, i know its a turn off but still..
Its Smiddy!!!!
lol say what.
There was an hostile takeover earlier today and well just so you are aware Smiddy is no longer out for the taking, so back off!
I made this thread so long ago -cri-
I've had smiddy since, not as good as i thought sadly.
you doused me with propane then poured several litres of absynthe down my throat, how could I perform under those conditions.
Was the only way you would perform anything.
lol don't put yourself down too much luvvie.
this is one odd thread
in fact
wth is this thread???
i am offering smiddy to anyone for what ever they want him for.
Ideal for bed.
hmmm
how much is he/it/she?
HE DAMNT IT.Quote:
Originally Posted by -=-Me-=-Me-=-
and thats just it, he is ideal for the bed, not in bed.Quote:
Originally Posted by KL!!
edit; im sorry that was so bad and i wish i hadnt embarrased myself with such a lame attempt at a joke
Oh sam, just cos you'd bed matt on me.
id bed matt wherever, he's to irresistable
it wouldnt be fair to bed him on you, it would show you what you're missing out on
That's what you think dear ;)
smiddy how old are you?
forty-twoQuote:
Originally Posted by -=-Me-=-Me-=-
Yeah if your really that old nia is a little to young for you
16 and ur in
;)
Don't worry he ain't 42. He's 8.Quote:
Originally Posted by -=-Me-=-Me-=-
your to young for her now
xD
18 next week lol :8Quote:
Originally Posted by -=-Me-=-Me-=-
awesome
you could try it on with nia
GL
;)
y u tryna set ppl up.Quote:
Originally Posted by -=-Me-=-Me-=-
and how can he try it on wiv sum1 thts probs of da net? :S:S
okie dokie then
(smiddy do u live near buttons? No? Dont Move, run away)
(smiddy do u live near Nia? No? Well Move)
Smiddy : Location - south of englandQuote:
Originally Posted by -=-Me-=-Me-=-
Me : Location - N/e Scotland
answer that for urself before u try be all smart. :eusa_clap
smiddy to close to her
keep running as fast as you can
Quote:
Originally Posted by buttons
Well it's only s short run to each other then :P
mm lol. noob.Quote:
Originally Posted by samsaBEAR
Mmm of course. Wouldnt have it any other way.Quote:
Originally Posted by Smiddy
Ahaha, thats well a Signature quote there.Quote:
Originally Posted by samsaBEAR
oi!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Smiddy
dnt ruin ma fred darlingQuote:
Originally Posted by buttons
Who the hell is Nia for the record?Quote:
Originally Posted by -=-Me-=-Me-=-
Buttons is aaight mate.
nia is fitness
HRvR
ask her out
:)
LOL! that doesn't really shorten down the options. Fitness as in has a good physique or fit as in reasonably attractive, still worth a bang?Quote:
Originally Posted by -=-Me-=-Me-=-
Btw I probably won't ask her out, I'll leave her to you.
im 13
:l
il still have a pop tho
;)
Smiddy is set to be filming his new adult X-rated movie soon.
Includes all the goodness and much more.
Applications for his 'assistants' are out now so get to it!
Mmm..Quote:
Originally Posted by Smiddy
BLOODY CRIKEY.Quote:
Originally Posted by --ss--
I'm in. :P
he said applications, hopefully that means more than 1 :$
So you mean.. im not.. good enough?Quote:
Originally Posted by Smiddy
i didn't :SQuote:
Originally Posted by KL!!
any fit girls in it?Quote:
Originally Posted by --ss--
:)