I need revenge

This stupid chav wish i could say the word for female dog :P but id get a warning, well yeh u know what she is now.
anyway
FOr like 3 months shes been saying to my friends how gay i am and how weird i am when im like the oposite of both so my friends are confused too but she has more power than me if u get what i mean like chav friends and she can make all the girls not like me. so like her friends im friends with and im eating my lunch n i go to my mate i dont like it im gunna throw it in the bin so she goes eee why u eating it then u gimp and makes all her friends laugh at me. and my friends said to her today as a joke yeeh max is having a party and said whos invited but not her as a joke to see what she'd say coz my mate is having one not me. ( i didnt know bout this btw) so she goes ee hes a *Text Removed* gimp eee the little gay. when like its just coz im not a chav or have their accent.

Back to the point, yeh i need revenge. I really wanna do something that will embarress her like shes never been embarressed before or to even make her upset but heres the catch, she cant know its me because of reasons i cba saying. it sounds harsh but shes done enough damage to me, IE making me unconfident when i did think she liked me :S. so yeh any ideas. surely there are some of u out there who can make peoples life hell

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I really didnt understand any of that story.

She sounds really.. childish.

How old is she?

15, basicially short story, saying to everyone what im not, making people laugh at me. and its making me unconfident.

oooo what a cow!

Erm you could like have this party, get her drunk, and tell everyone you slept with her lol.

Bit grim though :P.

just come up with a few lines argument that will own her :l

grow up and get some decent clothes you stupid tramp, anf whiler your at it fix your voice you sound like your constipated *middle finger then walk away*

you don't stand a chance, get over it.

someone with a higher social position than you will always have the upper hand. just take it with a pinch of salt.

if anything, i'd just go along with it and tell her i slept with her dad - but hey that's just me

depends how deep your conscience is.

something that would hurt is find a piece of work she's worked hard on (before she's shown or handed it into the teacher) and steal it and hide it, so she has to work on it again. won't embaress her but will make her repeat her work, which will piss her off.

could always get a photo of her and edit it, taking the piss. then make up an anonymous email(or even better use someone else's school one) and send the picture to the WHOLE school.

Hmm good ideas...im not gay so i wouldnt say i slept with her dad...the work one is the best, but how would i get hold of the work without her knowing thats the hard bit. i really need a masterpeice.

:rolleyes:wait..

I remember what I done to this one lanky boy.

Right, Im on my last warning at school ok, And its in DT,
I cant hit him, so what I done was..

At the end, we all put our work into a box
I found his work, via Initials/Name.

And totally destroyed it!
Put it back in the box.

The next week, he was still ANNOYING me!

So I done it again, This time, I done it so bad, I had to hide it.

Now he is weeks behind, And still doesnt know it is me doing it

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Hmm good ideas...im not gay so i wouldnt say i slept with her dad...the work one is the best, but how would i get hold of the work without her knowing thats the hard bit. i really need a masterpeice.

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Just because you said you slept with her dad doesn't put you in a position where everyone immediately thinks you're gay. You also sound either insecure or childish, but that's just my opinion. Maybe you aren't gay, but who cares what other people think? I get called gay all the time (Yerr I may act a bit camp but I ain't gay) but that's just me messing around. As long as I know my sexuality, it has nothing to do with anyone else and if the people who call me gay don't like it who cares? They aren't my friends, and if they don't like me for who I am I don't quite give a *Text Removed* tbh. One or two person's opinion ain't going to change the way I am or act. I think that's what everyone should think. As long as you have your friends and family in your life no one else should matter.

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:rolleyes:wait..

I remember what I done to this one lanky boy.

Right, Im on my last warning at school ok, And its in DT,
I cant hit him, so what I done was..

At the end, we all put our work into a box
I found his work, via Initials/Name.

And totally destroyed it!
Put it back in the box.

The next week, he was still ANNOYING me!

So I done it again, This time, I done it so bad, I had to hide it.

Now he is weeks behind, And still doesnt know it is me doing it

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LOL :D +Rep


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Egg her house, dump liquid eggs on her family's car, put moldy food in her locker, spread a rumor about her the list could go onnn and onnn!

Okay,


One girl was tryin to do the same to me once, coz i went out wiv the boi she liked.

So in the end I just ended up slammed her against a locker by the kneck while no one was around and whispered in her ear,
I know drugys that will cut ur toes off for a score, nd don't think im not good for it' (I knew drugys but not one that wld cut her toes off lol, but she ddn know that ;) lol)

with more swearin of course

pocked her head really hard wiv my finger so it bashed on the locker lol

Well she never spoke to me again lol.

But i guess u cant if shes a girl nd u a boy, anova fing ive done b4 was get a really bad pic of this girl wen she ddn know put it on comp and just wrote dog on it, printed about 50 copies nd through them out the skl window. that cld work? dnt seem like alot but trust it will crush them. need nymore ideas dnt hesitate to private msg me lol

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When you are eating something say "Oh i don't like this, i'm putting it in the bin" and then shove that food in her face or rub it on her head.

Basically you are caling her a bin

Revenge is sweet my friend, revenge is sweet. :P Muahahahahaha.

Dear (whoever),
. . .Someone wants you to know that your breaths smells like death. Your breath really smells horrible and you would do a service to the world if you brushed your teeth more than the recommended two times a day. . . The odor of your breath gives the impression that you not only neglect brushing, but that you spend time eating terribly abnormal things like animal feces. . .

Dear (whoever):
. . .A friend of yours is concerned about a problem you have and wants to help you. . .You seem to have a problem called Halitosis, common known as bad breath. . . There are solutions to this problem, and your friend would like to help. . . To help control or eliminate this problem, you should brush your teeth at least two times daily. . . Remember, your friend did not want to hurt your feelings-- that's why they had ThePayback.com send you this anonymously. . .

Or, when there is loads of pepole around pull her trousers down. Then put the vid on Youtube and show everyone at school Lmao.

Gd one hey? Hey hey:P

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Revenge is sweet my friend, revenge is sweet. :P Muahahahahaha.

Dear (whoever),
. . .Someone wants you to know that your breaths smells like death. Your breath really smells horrible and you would do a service to the world if you brushed your teeth more than the recommended two times a day. . . The odor of your breath gives the impression that you not only neglect brushing, but that you spend time eating terribly abnormal things like animal feces. . .

Dear (whoever):
. . .A friend of yours is concerned about a problem you have and wants to help you. . .You seem to have a problem called Halitosis, common known as bad breath. . . There are solutions to this problem, and your friend would like to help. . . To help control or eliminate this problem, you should brush your teeth at least two times daily. . . Remember, your friend did not want to hurt your feelings-- that's why they had ThePayback.com send you this anonymously. . .

Or, when there is loads of pepole around pull her trousers down. Then put the vid on Youtube and show everyone at school Lmao.

Gd one hey? Hey hey:P

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I was going to suggest that.

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If you really hate her and want revenge on her then make some sort of a bomb, with paint, flour & eggs inside a balloon? :)

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oooo what a cow!

Erm you could like have this party, get her drunk, and tell everyone you slept with her lol.

Bit grim though :P.

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Sound's like your speaking from experience :rolleyes:

LMAO once me and my mate hacked this girls school user thingy cos we didn't like her and kept deleting her english Essay, it was so funny, she kept like getting all confused and retyping it, she finally realised to change her Pass. aha. yeah and completely embarass her or something like say she's ugly, sounds like a man.. anything reallyy [:

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I was going to suggest that.

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Tosh. Hows that inappropriate? Completly appropriate to the thread? And as far as I'm aware I used no form of 'indecent' language.


I saw a similar problem on Macolm in the Middle today. They 'allowed' a nest to 'fall' down her chiney (I'm not at liberty to divulge into the type of the nest - may be deemed inappropriate as inciting negative behaviour - although as a hint their small, black and yellow).

Hope thats of a more appropriate quality.

one time my friend and I hacked this girls like everything and made like a lesbian layout for her myspace and we hacked her email too and got some of her dumb friends! It was mint!

If your "friend" does ICT or uses the computer to type up work... when she leaves the computer type in random words (swear words) or similar. Most people don't tend to re-read their work so they will hand it in to the teacher with these words in.

I've done that in the past, such a laugh when the teacher starts to read it. I'm not that devious so I was in fits of laughter.

Spread a rumour that you saw her in a compromising position with another girl, and sausages.

Don't get mad get even ;)

I can believe I'm writing this lol. Ask someone, who doesn't attend your school, to write a love letter (you could write it and they copy) and address it to perhaps one of the popular girls in your form. Next, make sure it gets passed around for everyone to read, discreetly. It won't take too long for her to discover what's going round. Do keep a straight face :)

lol try hack her msm and make her look like a fool Or copy her face and put it in a Piece of paper with santa clause in, LOL. I might try that on my friend lol. X FRIEND.. Seriously she'ss evil. But sometimes when people are mean be mean back, but if shes like really popular ignroe her :D

Meh, i usually just ended up smacking people if they tried anything but i do remember when i was about 14 their was this fat girl a couple of years above me who used to always make jokes about how poor my family was and shiz.
I got my mate (a guy 3 years older then me) to take her off at a party and get some dirty video out of her.
Somehow, she ended up shoving a mars bar up herself... and eating it.
So then i spread the video round...
This only works if the girls a dirty skank mind.

If you want to own here bad make rumours.

And when i mean bad rumors make them about here parents here family, Here sexuality. Treason and bullying will then come.

Rumours always help. Once a girl tried to make me look bad. When we were at camp we burned here tent down with all here belongings.

Remember lieng treason hate are powerfull weapons.

Feel the power of the dark side wuhahahahahahha

*kills some jedi goodies*

Emm, she's a chav so use some complex insults that everyone would understand apart from her =]

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Emm, she's a chav so use some complex insults that everyone would understand apart from her =]

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not all chavs are dumb.
Theres a kid in my class who is the biggest chav and he got an A in maths.. best in the class.

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/7414/lolwf9.jpg

one of them across her head and you're sorted.

Date her friend. mwha. Don't be scared to hit "it", as its not a girl (its a "female" dog) As Pazza said use complex insults, basically use reverse psychology and it will drive that *** insane.

LOL at that!

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When you are eating something say "Oh i don't like this, i'm putting it in the bin" and then shove that food in her face or rub it on her head.

Basically you are caling her a bin

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You could offer to collect the register for your tutor, and slip in some fake detention slips off the head teacher. Then she ends up waiting after school for no reason.

Or a letter asking for her (And a few other people from another class, who wont know about it) that they have been selected to do something straight after tutor. Then she will go to it, and will get an unauthorised absence :P