RyanAir's pathetic April Fools Joke! - ***** Galore.. ;D

Ryanair Launches www.ryanbare.com

X RATED CALENDARS, SCREEN SAVERS AND SAUCY PICS

Ryanair, Europe’s largest low fares airline, today (April 1st) launched a brand new website to tap into the X rated market, the internet’s fastest growth area. Following the success of the ‘Girls of Ryanair’ charity calendar, Ryanair’s new website, www.ryanbare.com promises the hottest in-flight entertainment, including X-rated Ryanair calendars, screensavers and a range of saucy pics.

Speaking today, Head of Ryanbare.com ***** Galore said:

“Ryanair gambling has already boosted our ancillary revenue by tapping into the internet’s second favourite activity, so our next natural step is to tap into the most popular internet activity of all. The launch of Ryanbare.com offers the ultimate in-flight service, with a range of products to satisfy even the most hardcore aerosexual.

“To celebrate the launch of Ryanbare, prices have been stripped for one day only, so fasten your seatbelt and log onto Europe’s number one no frills, cheap thrills website www.ryanbare.com.”

I lolled.

dammit she's covered up :@

erm, put me off flying with them.
childish of a large company to be quite honest

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Originally Posted by Jamesy

dammit she's covered up :@

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I wouldn't tap that.

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Originally Posted by kk.

erm, put me off flying with them.

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Why you owe me - rep? and why am I in your location?

Also, you're quite right about that. They are very childish.

I wouldn't tap that but I still want to see the goods :(

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Originally Posted by G-BOAH

I wouldn't tap that.

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Edited by Hayd93 (Forum Moderator): Please don't be rude towards other members.

The thing that scares me is they proberbly will make Ryanbare......

Not really a good april fools joke, it's just childish for a professional company to do that.

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Originally Posted by cunning

Not really a good april fools joke, it's just childish for a professional company to do that.

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Lol, thats Ryanair for you.

They're not professional anyways, their pilots get demoted for going around and diverting so yeahhhhhhh!

Same,Dident there crew accually relese a calander ?

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Originally Posted by hayd93

Same,Dident there crew accually relese a calander ?

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yeah but they stopped it

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Originally Posted by cocaine

yeah but they stopped it

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Ye thats what i thought happened to it.Also dident 1 of there crew have sex in the toilet ?

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Originally Posted by hayd93

Ye thats what i thought happened to it.Also dident 1 of there crew have sex in the toilet ?

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yeah, she was well good

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Originally Posted by cocaine

yeah, she was well good

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Yeah she was ace wasn't she mate, she was a first officer and oooo remember the size of her breasts! :D

Wait.. You did take the same one as me on that flight to Germany didn't you?

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Originally Posted by Adam!

Yeah she was ace wasn't she mate, she was a first officer and oooo remember the size of her breasts! :D

Wait.. You did take the same one as me on that flight to Germany didn't you?

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ahh you were the guy who badly needed a crap? ye i remember you waiting outside

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Originally Posted by cocaine

ahh you were the guy who badly needed a crap? ye i remember you waiting outside

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Yeahhhhh, she needed the bog too so we went in together, none of us used the bog though!!! - It felt so nice on the touchdown yaknow, when we was havin' some fun!

Shes so ugly :)