I was doing that boat mission with Bernie, when you see them big grey boats, I just about slipped in and scrapped the side of a boat, he goes "I like them tight but not that tight" because he's gay, get it? :P
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I was doing that boat mission with Bernie, when you see them big grey boats, I just about slipped in and scrapped the side of a boat, he goes "I like them tight but not that tight" because he's gay, get it? :P
i cant remember any. :(
Just online, where in party mode the tramps randomly go "Cheesy Vagina" ;l
Funniest one was on vibe "Hes a puddy slap" my mate says it all the time
"You've been test driving for a long time so you must be interested in something other than the car"
"Yes I'm here to kidnap you"
Niko: Brucie aint your balls F***** Up yet?
Brucie: I Told you NB I dont have funny balls there golden!
^^
*****
Dimitri : "Stop shooting people you maniac!!"
But the above quote was pretty great too.
^^
I dont really get it.
The way he says it is legendary!
And erm
"Want to eat my weiner?"
"Baby as long as I have a face, you'll have somewhere to sit."
Nothing new tbh, just swearing lol
I've encountered a few English quotes.
"Watch me bloody car, mate!"
and I can't remember the other.
(it's only funny if you imagine it in a squeaky Brit accent).
"I'll scratch your eyes out"
"You can scratch my balls if you want" (same mission as Neil's)
"Free Cluck Norris toy with every clucky meal"
Thats from Clucking Bell (on a wall)
Terminator 2 reference: "I need your clothes, your boots and your motorbike"
yeah on the boat with bernie:
"i like it tight but not that tight!" LOL
"Your like a moving idiot!"
"I'm an idiot, I move"
and
"Jesus killed people too, he whacked that John the Baptist cat!"
"What are you talking about?"
" why risk your body if their going to grow and hate you an dsteal your money... Buy babies instead"
lmao listen to the ones on the radio.
countless wails of "I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR F***ING HEART OUT!" during multiplayer. :D
"My Head!!"
is funny because its like miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii heeerrrrrrd
" I Was stuck with an erection for 72 hours "
PMSLLLL
"Slow down neanderthall!"
Lazlow, possibly the greatest Dj on the game.
"go suck a bag of *REMOVED*"
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"You are a virgo, that is why you have a troubled childhood"
"I thought it was because I had a trouble childhood?"
"Of course you did! Because your parents were aliens and you are an alien hunter... and you have a recurring dream an alien fetus comes out your belly.... but you dont know this yet!"
Hahahaha
Lol at the bottom one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neil
"Delicious hot dogs... fresh yesterday," and, "They aren't grey when they're cooked,".
"Ill Rip Your F****** Face Off!"
''Somebody must want to eat my meat''
''Eww, you pervert!''
''Eh, I'm a'doing my job''
Hot dog vendors. LOL
"Burgers! Fresh yesterday!"
'Hey Niko, Quit dragging your balls, Il cut them off in a minute you sex starved idiot!'
" I'LL **** YOUR ******* MOTHERS *******" (on the musem mission that gets u the impossbile trinity achevment)