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I was just having a random chat to someone on MSN about break up lines and thought I'd make this lol.
What chat up/break up lines do you use?
Chat up: Last one I used was "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven" (I was rekd lol, Ino it's cheesey.)
Break up: All time classic.. "It's not you, it's me"
Post yours :P
hmmm, I have a few from you that are still on my phone LOLLLL.
won't embarass ya :P
last break up line i received was "I just want to be single"
but the last one I gave was "I fancy your sister and it'll just be weird" OMGGGGG. I think I was wasted, but lol someone said it'd be a good idea.
i don't need to do chat up lines.
Chatup lines? Hmm....
"Are you a spanner? 'Cause everytime I see you, my nuts tighten."
or, my classic...
"You don't sweat much for a big girl, do ya?"
chat up line:
"ive decided to go ugly early."
break up:
listen ye, i no u cheated on me. its over.
Just punch them in the mouth works for both
"It's not you, it's me"
lol
not mine
Chat up:
"Get on the floor and lose the clothes, *****!"
Break up:
"And don't you call the police, or I'll be back!"
I'm kidding, I'm not really a rapist.
chat up line: Nice legs what time do they open?
LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Robby
Chatup line: The moment you walked in... I knew you wern't free...
Break up: I am sorry I have to leave... I found a better person.
Lmao that breakup line is amazing.
Another chat up line: "Get your coat, you've pulled!"
Quote:
Originally Posted by buttons
I have a geeky maths one.
You're sinē, i'm cosē and together we make 1.
Are you a parking ticket? because you've got fine written all over you.
Chat Up:
I like your pants, i'd prefer them on my floor..
Break Up:
My cat, gives me more.
I'm sorry