The Chaos Theory

I think this hasn't been done on the forum, correct me if I'm wrong.

I'm not sure if it'll work as a game, but let's try anyway.

PLEASE Read all of this before posting, to avoid any mistakes.

First I need to eplain what it is. A Chaos theory is a series of events leading on from one another, beginning with a simple mistake made by someone for example, leading to the destruction of the Planet.

So each post must be the direct effect of the previous post. And the next post must be the direct effect of that one. And so on...

Obviously we don't want the Planet to be destroyed after 4 posts, please please please post a reasonable cause of the previous post. The posts must gradually get worse and worse.

The important thing about a chaos theory is that it is, obviously, a theory, so it has to sound reasonable. The whole point of a chaos theory is to demonstrate how a series of unfortunate events (not the book) can lead to the destruction of our Planet - so it has to be realistic to sound convincing.

If I don't do my homework - My teacher will take a machine gun out and kill me

That's not realistic.

If I don't do my homework - I'll get an after school detention

That's a decent answer.

So pleeease stick to the rules. If it goes well, I might gather all the posts and stick them together to show others.

Hope you enjoy my idea :D

P.S. A Chaos theory is an easy method of writing really quick essays for teachers (you know, when you get them as punishment) - if the teacher sets you the essay "Why I should bring my P.E. Kit" - you could easily just create a chaos theory for this.


SO I SHALL START

If I don't eat my greens...

I will get ill

and then i might get cancer,

and possibly die

And not be around to tell MI5 the secret password

That controls the fate of

Bill Gates

' Hairstyle

and brain

And then Microsoft will go bankrupt

and give me all their money

But then you could get mugged,

and who knows

You might get a bash to the head

Whilst all this is happening microsoft are at the risk of

Having to orce out a new OS that isn't finnished and very buggy.

That sets all the clocks back to 1967.

Causing everyone to turn in to hippies again.

And everyone cannot stand it and goes crazy,

And people will begin to rampage through the streets carrying anti-hippy banners

and because it is programmed so long ago, the nuclear missile timing system is all gone wrong,

So America send nukes to target russia by mistake

but they really ment to do it, they just said it was a mistake :P

and russia just implodes, setting the large hadron collider off too early and 'strange atoms' start eating the world up like tiny black holes

but no one wants the world to be eaten,



also, thanks for reminding me about the LHC btw.. :(

so they gather up all the spaceships they have and...

go to a planet that we humans call 'mars'

Mars soon becomes another victim of global warming so..

then all humans lived in a giant spaceship built, which would last forever.

But it didn't, the oxygen starts to run out.

and all species die out, apart from..

the human race, because they made it so now you don't have to breathe.