You've Been On Habbo Too Long... (Game)

Ok, have you ever seen those lists of "You know you've been on habbo too long when..."? Well this is a game where you say one of those sayings. We're trying to make the list as long as possible.

Make them funny! But do not break the rules please. Do not double post and restrict each post to 2 sayings each. I'll start us off.

You know you've been on habbo too long when you call an elevator a tele.

You know you've been on habbo too long when you look for an ignore button on your mom.

Now lets see some of yours!

You know you've been on habbo too long when you double click a gate.

You know you've been on habbo to long when you say habbo slang [LOL,IRL,ROFL,LMAO] In real life.

You know when you've been on habbo too long when you look for HC clothes in your wardrobe.

You know when you been on habbo to long when you realise that your habbo has reached his/her gold month of habbo club :P

You know when you pay £25 to a shopkeeper to get a bobble hat.

You know you've been on Habbo too long because you limit yourself to two movements, waving and dancing...

You know you been on habbo to long when you say lol too much.

You know you've been on habbo too long when you dump a bucket of paint and expect it to spread over the whole floor.

You know you've been on habbo too long when you expect to hear "ker-ching" when recieving money.

When you tell your friends to message you on your console

When you touch your badge to try and make it dissapear..

You know when you've been on Habbo too long when you can't quit!

You kno youv been on habbo for too long wene u say lol,rofl,lmao in real

You know you've been on habbo too long when you name your first kid glitterkat :P

When you go swapping Mothers finest 19 green leather sofas and her finest Coffee Machine for a silk throne.

When you try to kick your sister from your room.

When you ask somebody nice to be your friend so you can keep in touch with them.

You know you have being on habbo too long when you put Smilys in your Essays.

"So Shakespeare was always a good man, for writing great plays like macbeth ;] and Romeo and Juliet =P"

You know you've been on habbo too long when you suddenly shrink when entering a big space open to the public :O

When you expect your t.v. to give you one racing channel.

When your attracted to a habbo! :s Ewwww.

When you think your house is a orange hotel. (Thats happened to me) ;)

When you think theres a button to change ur clothes :s (Not like it's happened to me) :rolleyes:

i got 2

You know when you been on habbo to long when u call some one a n00b in r/l

You know when you been on habbo to long when u ask your mam togive u creds :p

You know when youve been on habbo too long when you start using habbox forum!

You know when you have been on habbo too long when you purchase a dragon lamp from your local garden centre!

You know you have been on habbo too long when you try to double click your lamp on :D

*Last one for me for today good bye*