James, Fell In Love...
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James, Fell In Love...
With a girl from school...
WHO WAS ACTUALLY HIS DOG'S UNCLE LARRY...
so they went to burger king..
and bought some burgers..
but they didn't get given burgers...
they got pizza instead...
they wanted milkshake aswell
they ordered 43 strawberry milkshakes.
but where given cheese milkshakes instead :(
So he said to the manager...
i deserve better
and tighten his fists..
and swang a punch toward
s the wall :)
and missed and hitted the person who was..
holding the drinks
and the drinks flew up in the..
fan and went everywhere
the guy who was angry said..
why did you do that?
And he replied...
I love milk.
because it tastes like......
A sour apple with
a maggot infestation...
To which James looked...
...rather excited to see his lass come over...
With the Strawberry Milkshakes they asked for...
...and it turned out that they'd been given the wrong order...
... and rather annoyed, the waitress quit as she couldn't cope with the FAILURE....
...of her own life the waitress went into the street...
...of which an oncoming truck hit her head on and she instantly died...
... the trucker driver then...
...got out of his cab to see if she was still alive, which she wasn't, and had two options in his mind:- ring 911/999 (where is this placed?) or stuff her in the back as to not deal with authorities.
... he decided to put her in his truck and drive to the nearest....
...dog food factory and so drove throughout the night...
...only to find that he forgot to fill up with petrol
... and so pulled over on the hard shoulder and was then approached by Traffic Police to ask what the problem was...
... the truck driver then ran away...