Okay, so my gf bought me a rather odd item today.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/112/2...e8803078_m.jpg
She wont tell me what it is or what it does.
I plugged it in and it started vibrating.
There is no where i can put it but my anus. What can i do?
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Okay, so my gf bought me a rather odd item today.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/112/2...e8803078_m.jpg
She wont tell me what it is or what it does.
I plugged it in and it started vibrating.
There is no where i can put it but my anus. What can i do?
use it on her
i cant put one finger in. nevermind that.
VIBRATING BACK SCRATCHER?
YOU LUCKY DOG.
She is hinting to use it on her
She probably wants you to use it on her.
ask your mum what to do in times like these
stick it in your ear only joking its realy for cleaning your nose
Lol yeah she wants you to use It on her. :o
Basically your not doing your job correctly.
yeh thats what it isQuote:
Originally Posted by Pyroka
why so dirty minded :S
how fat are your fingers?Quote:
Originally Posted by iGeek!
It's a nose picker, and it also allows you to eat it at the same time lmao.
LOL at aboveQuote:
Originally Posted by Nli.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stick it in your bum like she wants. Do it, dooo iittt
Well you could either;
1 - Use it on her.
2 - Chop your man off because you aren't doing your job correctly.
3 - Dump her.
Seriously,
4 - Just ignore that and play with it with her. ;)!
it will obviously pleasure her clitoris whilst pleasuring the lower area too. LOL
two girls in 1.
they gotta be skinny tho
why does it have a usb plug :S
So you can use it while on webcam, oh boy you have so much to learn. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Four
Its probley a vibrator she wants to have fun time with it to get used to sex PSML
Take it to her house, be like "Look what i got" and she will be like "oh wicked your gunna use it" then stick it up her nose and go "yeah, its to pick your nose!"
ahh im crap at jokes.
yeahQuote:
Originally Posted by Nick.
......
RoflQuote:
Originally Posted by Blob
Imagine that!
Maybe she's just really tight and him having "fat fingers" isn't the case.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nli.
when you say 'shocked' errr does that mean you've put it somewhere and a wire has come loose?????
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But yeah, it's back scratcher for use at a computer i think.Quote:
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It's a better sensations for females whilst ************. They use a USB plug because they can use it at the computer whilst watching pornography.
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Dirty minded gits. It's a back stratcher i'm guessing as it's got a usb plug