Funny/comical ways to say Hello

Me and my friend set each other a challenge to think of a weird/funny hello for msn tomorrow.

Any ideas :P?

(Random I know)

Tally Ho

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Locals in Belfast always greet you by saying "What about ye" in their accent :D

Howdy Doodle!

g'day mate :S??

Howdy.

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Originally Posted by Cypher-

Locals in Belfast always greet you by saying "What about ye" in their accent :D

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It's always "What's the craic?" with me :P

Aloha
Top of the mornin' to ye (irish obv) :)

What's appertainin'

'what can I do ya' for?'

Hello.

whats Crack a lackin

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Originally Posted by Cypher-

Locals in Belfast always greet you by saying "What about ye" in their accent :D

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na its more like BOUTT YEEEEEE

or s'craic ;)

LOL

Oh, what's occurin'?

ELLUUUU CRANK YA BELD

My grandad answers the phone like 'Ahoy' -.-

so I suppose Ahoy is a good one

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Originally Posted by Captain

My grandad answers the phone like 'Ahoy' -.-

so I suppose Ahoy is a good one

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and your called captian so ahoy captain ahaa

cough sorry LOL

Can't think of how you can make it funny on MSN. At college a few friends and I used to make long winded greetings, but they were in person.

GOOTEN TAG

say it like that.

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Originally Posted by Abbie.

and your called captian so ahoy captain ahaa

cough sorry LOL

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I knew someone would crack that joke :(

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Originally Posted by Boomitsliiam

GOOTEN TAG

say it like that.

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That's just... German?

yo whats poppin honkey :D

ooeeeooeeeaaauuuhhhtinnngggttaannnggwaallllawaalll aabaaanngggbannngg.

would turn some heads.

'wots up'
'wag1'
'kool blud'
'g'day mate'