www.omegle.com
it's just a website based on IMing with strangers..it is quite fun to piss people off with but does get boring.
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www.omegle.com
it's just a website based on IMing with strangers..it is quite fun to piss people off with but does get boring.
Lol, someone just called me a "*penis* sucker" and I replied with "shh, don't tell everyone" and they promptly disconnected :(.
muchobene is aceeeeee if you've ever had that, we used to use that n got well good responses.
You: u're now female
You: how u feel bout that?
Stranger: i feel like nothing has changed
You: a female with a ****.
Stranger: ew
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:/
this is strange
it's not just strange, it's amazing.
EDIT: omg its so fun annoying people :D I was just playing around :P
You: HI!
Stranger: oh hello
You: r u a male?
Stranger: yes'm
Stranger: r u?
You: omg rly
You: im gay
You: and i like butt***
You: want to have som?
Stranger: i only butt*** with people who can spell
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Filtered for little kiddies.
Weird :S.
You: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: whats up?
You: 53/male/usa looking for 14/female/anywhere, do you fit the bill?
Stranger: well im 15/female
Stranger: i dono if thats too old for u
You: a little
Stranger: my 15 year old love zone has seen too much action
You: i should hope so too!
Stranger: i pretty much love getting railed on by black dudes
You: well i'm a railing black dude, wanna ****?
Stranger: then having them bust nuts in my face
You: nah i'd rather keep my nuts on one piece
Stranger: yes i would love to ****..as long as u can throw it in my ass
Stranger: my 15 year old ass is tight
You: hmm i;d love to with someone like you, probably male aged 19-35?
Stranger: hahaha right on
Stranger: this site is random as hell
You: yeah lol
Stranger: r u really 53?
You: i had some guy telling me jokes but ******* up the punchlines
You: nope not 53 lol
lolol post your funny responses :P
Stranger: 56
You: 69
Stranger: /2
You: ermmm
You: i dunno
Stranger: /0
You: WHAT
Stranger: OH **** (filtered it)
i'm thinkin some1 from here got disconnected tho
You: hey
Stranger: Hello there.
You: pi to as many decimal places as you can without cheating.... go
Stranger: Oh ****
Stranger: That's a lot of digits.
Stranger: 3.14159265
You: hmm, not bad
Stranger: I can't remember much more then that.
You: you memorised a 10 digit calculator screen?
Stranger: I get really bored.
i get such boring people
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: there you are!
You: here i am!
Stranger: man
Stranger: I've been looking for aaaaages!
You: ive been hiding
Stranger: I've noticed
You: under a rock
Stranger: you're pretty good at it too
You: i decided to come out though
Stranger: I knew it!
Stranger: didn't look there
You: why not?
You: i thought you knew me :(
Stranger: I'm...I'm sorry
You: it's ok
You: i forgive you
Stranger: I just thought...well
Stranger: thanks
You: next time though
You: look under some rocks
You: and you'll save loads of time
You: :D
Stranger: need an update, considering you've been under a rock
Stranger: I will!
You: isnt this
You: 1885?
Stranger: how do I say this
Stranger: no
You: om
Stranger: it's not
You: omg
You: 1886?!
Stranger: it's 2273
You: omg
Stranger: the planet is ruled by apes!
You: what happened
You: to the golden girls?>
Stranger: nazi apes
You: i bet the apes got them
You: i knew it
You: -cry
Stranger: no
Stranger: they lead the resistance
You: omg
You: i thought they were good
Stranger: no one has ever seen them
You: omg
You: is there the new loin clothes out yet?
Stranger: but they keep sending us weapons, food and porn mags
Stranger: next winter
You: oh man
Stranger: were you shocked?
You: totally
Stranger: I understand
You: im like omg
You: the only porn mags i have
You: are from abe lincoln
You: :(
Stranger: wow
Stranger: there is some good news though
Stranger: there's a medicine against the common cold
You: finally
Stranger: baldness is cured
You: omg rly?
You: i need to get that cure
Stranger: yeah man
You: what about..
You: the terrorist family obama?
You: did they ever catch them?
Stranger: yes
You: oh good
Stranger: they were caught
You: -whew
Stranger: and hurled into the sun
You: omg
You: geroge washington told me they destroyed that device
You: the nasty lier
Stranger: that's why the seventh day of the week is now called 'sun day'
You: THERES 7 DAYS?!
You: only monday and friday in 1885
Stranger: when did you crawl under that rock?
You: 1885
Stranger: allright
Stranger: pay attention
Stranger: we now have 14 months in one year
Stranger: 40 days in a months
You: 40 days?!
Stranger: day 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and sun day
Stranger: in one week
You: what happened to monday and friday?
Stranger: goner
You: damn
Stranger: want to know why?
Stranger: mondays suck
You: damn
You: monday we all got laid though
Stranger: just a sec
Stranger: ape
You: k
You: what about slaves?
You: do we still have slaves?
Stranger: dude
Stranger: we ARE the slaves
Stranger: those bloody apes
You: OMG
You: im not black though
You: the apes are
You: :(
Stranger: I'm making bricks
You: omg
You: wut if the apes find me?
Stranger: but the golden girls will liberate us!
You: ohyay
You: !
Stranger: just walk really weird and eat bananas
Stranger: they won't notice
You: i only have 51,304 banans left from my years under the rock
You: will that be good enough?
Stranger: tha's enough for the next few days
You: good
Stranger: and when you go to the toilet, use the shells
You: toilet?
Stranger: I knew it
You: we always just used holes
Stranger: you used holes to wash your hands?
Stranger: weird
You: wash?
You: what is this word wash?
Stranger: it means put food in your mouth
Stranger: like, duh!
You: oh duh
You: we use humans
You: to wask
You: wash*
Stranger: I se
Stranger: see
Stranger: I've got a tip for you
Stranger: try to find that rock again
Stranger: and crawl under it
You: i tried
Stranger: It'll be safer
Stranger: for you
You: but the apes are using it
You: for their fort
Stranger: those f*kers
You: i know
You: i should go over there
You: and demand it back
Stranger: yes, you do that!
You: MWAHAHAHAAHA
You: YOU SHALL DIE HUMAN
You: FOR I AM AN APE
Stranger: wh..what?
You: WE NOW KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
You: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
Stranger: b-b-b-but?
Stranger: Dirk?
You: We have armies coming for you
You: OMG
Stranger: I thought...
You: it is me
You: dirk
You: is it..
You: omg
You: humba?
Stranger: ?
You: Are you Humba?
Stranger: DIIIIIIIIIIIRK!!
Stranger: it's me
You: HUMBAAAAAAA
Stranger: HUMBA! your father!
Stranger: son!
You: I MISSED YOU
You: LONG TIME
You: Where did you go when I was born?!
Stranger: I didn't miss you that much honostly
Stranger: but ok
You: is it because im white?
You: :(
Stranger: nice to see you've grown
Stranger: no because you look like an ape
Stranger: ape man
You: well thanks a lot
You: you look like an ape
You: aswell.
Stranger: I shave every day
Stranger: I don't!
You: you do so.
You: mr.shaver
You: Masking what you really are
You: NASTY APE
You: :(
Stranger: OOH OOH AH AH OOH OOH AH AH
You: BRING IT 0N
*OMG SO FUNNY!*
ye... i aint reading thatQuote:
Originally Posted by Laggings
then why quote it? It's amazingly funny though :P
I've had about 5 /b/tards and the rest are just boring.
Stranger: Harrison?
You: Yeah it's Harrison, how did you know?
Stranger: dinosaur?
Stranger: facepunch?
You: Rex?
You: Punchface?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
i had him. he was the guy i had the long convo with.
Woah, this was mentioned on a forum I use :S The conversations they had were alot worse though :P
I thought I would try some of those breakup lines that was posted in the Relationship forum. They don't really make much convo though.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Now that Half Life 2 is out, I need to refocus my priorities
Stranger: which are?
You: Gaming.
Stranger: U FAIL
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
too many /b/tards
U FAIL
Lol, that's funny.
Mine ^^ :DQuote:
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
You: Im chuck norris.
Stranger: oh really
Stranger: whats under your beard
You: a small man.
Stranger: LIES
Awww, I have a cute girl. She's quite funny tbh.
i'm talking to a frenchie, yay
You: I'm in love with you
Stranger: Really?
You: yeah
Stranger: Are you a girl?
You: yeah
Stranger: Well I'm gay
Stranger: Sorry
im going back on for the lulz
LOL
Stranger: Hello
You: hey stranger
Stranger: How are you this evening?
You: Fine you
Stranger: Me too thank you.
Stranger: How old are you?
You: 422
You: 42*
You: u
Stranger: How lovely,I'm doing 20 next week.
You: male or female
Stranger: Me too!We have so much in common.
You: what
as if you didn't know its another fist.Quote:
Originally Posted by Laggings
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI!
Stranger: hI
You: I LOVE YOU WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND?
Stranger: FO SHO HOLMES
Stranger: FREINDS 4 LIFE
You: YAIII
You: WOTZ UP
Stranger: HEY HEY
Stranger: BLOOD OR CRIP?
You: HEY HEYYY
You: BLOOD
Stranger: *rispekt*
You: *r3zp3kt
Stranger: **** YOU
You: OMG UR NASTY
You: IM FALLING OUT WITH YOU
You: *SLAP*
Stranger: I DONT CARE
Stranger: NO RESPECT FOR YOU
You: I DNT WANT YOUR ****** RESPECT
You: I FORT U LOVED ME
Stranger: GOOD BECUASE YOU ARE NOT GETTING IT ANYWAY
You: WELL THATS GOOD
Stranger: I DONT LOVE GO DIE
You: IM NOT GOING TO GO DIE NOW
Stranger: *SHOOTS*
You: BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO
You: I WAS PLANNING ON DYING
You: BUT NOW IM NOT
Stranger: O RLY
You: YA RLY
Stranger: OK I AM GOING TO SHOOT MYSELF NOW
Stranger: WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT THAT MORON
You: nothing really
Stranger: ARE YOU SURE?
You: YEH
You: NUFFINK I CAN DO
Stranger: MY PENIS IS SO VALUABLE
You: K
You: CUT IT OFF AND SEND ME IT
You: AND I CAN SELL IT ON A WELL KNOWN AUCTION SITE
Stranger: NO I NEED IT FOR NOW
You: k.
You: SEND IT WHEN UR DONE
Stranger: BUT YOU CAN HAVE IT WHEN I AM DEAD :)
You: I DNT WANT IT WHEN UR DEAD
Stranger: WHY?
You: IT WONT TASTE NICE
Stranger: HOW YOU KNOW
You: COS U R DEAD
Stranger: I PROMISE IT WILL BE OK
You: UR BORING NOW
You: WIV UR DEATH THREATS
You: BYE
Stranger: EVEN SO IT STILL A FULL PENIS
Stranger: OK
You: BYE MY NEW BEST FRIEND
Stranger: BYE
You have disconnected.
Omgsh.. Post number 999 ;D EMERGENCYYY
Stranger: but wait, u r really a girl?
You: yeahh lol
Stranger: wow
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: u r a geek one? or a normal one, whos has friends? :P
You: a normal one lol
Stranger: and a scotish girl, wow, im lucky ^^
get in :D
lool!!!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where you from?
You: england
You: u
Stranger: toronto
You: meow
Stranger: girl or guy?
You: guy
Stranger: im a girl
You: awesome
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 14
You: you
Stranger: old enough tp be your mother
Stranger: see ya
You: we can make it work
You: NO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I'm chatting to a guy from Finland who is into web programming. He's really friendly.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick.
Get in there
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You: hi
Stranger: bonjour
Stranger: where are u from?
You: are you french?
Stranger: no
You: good
You: im from the UK
You: what about u
Stranger: why? u don;t like french?
You: i cant speak french
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i'm from poland
You: where are u from
You: Oh
You: so thats the UK yer?
I didnt mean to sound racist
You: OCEANIC EXPRESS.
Stranger: what?
You: You don't remember?
Stranger: no..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:(
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I said hi.
Stranger: are you still mad at me?
You: Yes.
You: You *******.
Stranger: but I said I was sorry!
You: Don't ****-ing lie! I've had enough of them!
Stranger: she told me she was in college... honestly she looked older than 10
You: That doesn't make it okay! She was nine and eleven months!
You: You make me sick!
You: -slaps-
Stranger: fine leave!
Stranger: I don't care anymore!
You: .. w-w-what?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
i have an american guy that hates his goverment. love it.
LOL
I'm just getting boring people who are like:
'OMG U DESTROYD MY ******!'
:(
i've been looking for days to find someone polish on there ;[Quote:
Originally Posted by Corporal
most people just know how to say 'csezc'.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: who is you?
You: hey, 57/m/uk looking for 12/f/uk ?
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hmmm.
lol i did that like 5 times but they stay instead of going lolQuote:
Originally Posted by mike475
i got one to stay !
after a long chat, she agreed to sell her 13 year old sister to me for £650, and she chucked herself in for £800 in total.
Stranger: so what time do i meet you tml ?
You: well. i've got work. so say, 8 ?
Stranger: suree
Stranger: i'll be there right after i ****** your mum , grandma , sister and every female ***** you have in your family. go **** yourself , and drill your ****** brains off. cut your penis and stuff it up ur own *******. grab your head , and bang it against the sharp edge of a ****** butcher knife.
Stranger: hold a chainsaw and cut through ur body from head to toe
You: does that mean you'll be a bit late ?
Stranger: ****** sick son of a *****
dont think she was being serious though :(
LOL!!Quote:
Originally Posted by mike475
I bet she was like "Yes! Caught a peado in the act!"