My Coke Supply Is Running Low (Cola That Is)
Oh the horror, I go through two 1.25 or 2 liter bottles bottles a day at least of Coca Cola and to my horror I only have 7 bottles left!, the agony, the pain, especially when I have already drank 2 full bottles already today, :'( and I haven't even ordered anymore yet (obviously I buy bulk from Coca Cola due to my crazy addiction) but I am stressing, does anybody feel for me :'(
I am going to die of thirst if I don't get more Coke soon !!!!!!!!
OR WORSE YET, I COULD START DRINKING MY GLASS BOTTLED COKE COLLECTION, ALL MY RARE & EXPIRED COKES DOWN THE DRAIN NOOOOO!
(Btw I am not referring to myself as a drain, I am much cleaner than that)