The Fancyman Newsletter: Issue 1

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03-11-2009, 01:49 PM
fancyman123

The Fancyman Newsletter: Issue 1

The Fancyman Newsletter

Welcome To the First Ever Issue Of The Fancyman Newsletter! Here You Can have Lots Of Fun Reading This And I Know You Will Want To Issue. Now You Maybe Wondering What This Newsletter Is About So Let Me Tell You: I Like Writing Story's And Writing Jokes And Making Events Ect. So I came Up With The Idea Of Making A Newsletter So Then I Can tell Everything In Just One Thread! So let's Just Sit Back And Relax Because You have Alot Of Reading To Do.

Jokes Of The Issue.

What Do You Call A Habbo With No Floor?
Floor-Less
What Do Activities Do Bunnies Do At A Fair?
Bunji-Jumping
Why Do Carrots Make You See In The Dark?
Because There Bright!
Why Are Snails Slow At Moving On The Groud?
Because They Slime Around.

Competition Of The Issue.

Do You Want To Win Some Funky Habbo Furni On the UK Habbo Hotel? Well Your Reading The Correct Section Because This Is How You Can Win Some Funky Furni: Just Answer The Following Question In A PM To Fancyman123 With The Answer: A, B, C or D.

How Old Was Habbo UK This Year Which They Celebrated In January?

A. 7 B. 8 C. 9 D. 10

Lines Closes On Saturday 7th November 2009 At 11:30AM GMT

News Of The Issue.

Habboween Furni Is Leaving The Catalogue

Habboween Has Come To An End Which Means the Habboween Furniture Is Comming To An End On Habbo Which Means The Furni Will be Out Of The Catalogue. So Now You Just need To Hope That Other Habbos Are Selling It In Order To Buy Some More. So Why Not Say ByeBye To habboween Furni But Doing Worry Because Christmas Furniture Is On Its Way.

Brand New Habbo Fansites Been Voted In.

After A Long Long Vote For The Find Of the Brand New Official Fansites Has Ended. The Votes have Been Collected In Which Means That There Are Brand New Fansites! The Following Is The Updated Fansite List: 1. https://habbox.com 2. http://www.hffm.co.uk 3. http://www.yourhabbo.co.uk 4. http://www.clubhabbo.net 5. http://www.habbolot.net 6. http://www.kisshabbo.net 7. http://www.habbcrazy.net 8.
http://www.hababble.com Congratulations To Them official Fansites And If Yours Didnt Get Through, Then Dont Worry Maybe Try Again Next Time.

Thank You For Reading This Issue Of My Newsletter And I Hope You Enjoyed Reading. Any Comments, FeedBack Please Post In this Thread.
03-11-2009, 01:51 PM
Black_Apalachi

Nice idea and all but I Can't Read That Much Text Written Like This :P.
03-11-2009, 01:55 PM
fancyman123

Thanks, Ill try And Find Some Pictures To Get With The Subjects In The Next Issue And I Wont Do As Much Writing :) If You Do Have Any Ideas On What To Do For The Next Issue Then Just Let Me Know.
03-11-2009, 02:55 PM
Laggings

It's uhm...... yeah.

Please Stop Abusing The Shift Key!
03-11-2009, 03:02 PM
FlyingJesus

**** me
03-11-2009, 04:13 PM
Ardemax

if the jokes are as good as the article then stop at issue one

And Yeah The Shift Key Should Be Used When Appropriate
03-11-2009, 04:19 PM
Laggings

yh i didnt get the jokes......
03-11-2009, 06:02 PM
Fehm

Oooo.. I love to shift, shift, shift, shift (8)
03-11-2009, 06:02 PM
syko2006

Damn, I feel sorry for your shift key.

Nice news letter though, I suppose. :)
03-11-2009, 07:15 PM
tdi

I'd like to contradict one of your first points by saying I did not have lots of fun reading it. My eyes hurt by reading various different colours, and a capital letter is not required at the start of every word. The jokes were terrible, your grammar is terrible, your punctuation is terrible, your spelling is terrible. You can't lay out a sentence, and what's the deal with ending every title with 'of the issue. ?'

'Habboween Has Come To An End Which Means the Habboween Furniture Is Comming To An End On Habbo Which Means The Furni Will be Out Of The Catalogue.'

'Congratulations To Them official Fansites And If Yours Didnt Get Through, Then Dont Worry Maybe Try Again Next Time.'

Here You Can have Lots Of Fun Reading This And I Know You Will Want To Issue.
03-11-2009, 07:40 PM
ecstasy

Quote:

Originally Posted by tdi

I'd like to contradict one of your first points by saying I did not have lots of fun reading it. My eyes hurt by reading various different colours, and a capital letter is not required at the start of every word. The jokes were terrible, your grammar is terrible, your punctuation is terrible, your spelling is terrible. You can't lay out a sentence, and what's the deal with ending every title with 'of the issue. ?'

'Habboween Has Come To An End Which Means the Habboween Furniture Is Comming To An End On Habbo Which Means The Furni Will be Out Of The Catalogue.'

'Congratulations To Them official Fansites And If Yours Didnt Get Through, Then Dont Worry Maybe Try Again Next Time.'

Here You Can have Lots Of Fun Reading This And I Know You Will Want To Issue.

pretty much what he said...
03-11-2009, 07:43 PM
Suspective

Don't abuse the shift key :)
04-11-2009, 11:57 AM
VelvetClover

Arghhh capital letters at the start of every word....arrrggh! and er, I really didn't get the jokes at all.
But yeah, nice idea. Keep working on it to make it better.