My English lecturer is a former Mr. Scotland!

That's right, I thought you would like to know.

He is a down to earth bloke but four months into my course I'm still scared to pass a sarcastic remark incase he squashes me like a bug. I feel so pathetic being in the same class as him because he's like ten times the size of me in muscle and jawline. All the questions have been asked by the girls in the class that you would ask a "Mr. Country" such as; "Have you taken steriods?" No. "Are you gay?" No. "Do you have a girlfriend?" No. "Is that your Nissan Micra outside" ..yes.

Either way, I wouldn't mind being his build. I'm actually jealous of the guy.

Good for him?

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Originally Posted by Smits

Good for him?

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IKR? It's brilliant for him!

It just isn't so good sitting in a class full of girls who ask the most ridiculous questions simply because of him.

Then go to the gym.

befriend him get advice.

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Originally Posted by Smits

Then go to the gym.

befriend him get advice.

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He was giving eating advice to two girls today and I'm telling you now, that guy should write for 'Womans Own' or something.

I just find it hilarious to see him squeezing to fit in and out of a Nissan Micra.

lol, what a wonderful accomplishment.

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Originally Posted by Jorc

lol, what a wonderful accomplishment.

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Not many people can say that they have learned to improve their English language skills from a guy who can crush a human skull!

whats hos name

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Originally Posted by Smits

whats hos name

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David Kaye. I'll get you the link to the local telegraph because they done a feature about him winning and I didn't believe it so I googled it.

Edit: http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/ou...1489644t0.shtm

id love him to be my teacher
looks a bit drugged up tbh
them arms are huge

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Originally Posted by Describe

"Is that your Nissan Micra outside" ..yes.

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Then he lied about not being gay

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Originally Posted by FlyingJesus

Then he lied about not being gay

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If you're running on a low budget and you're spending alot on shaping yourself to look like some kind of adonis and you've got the chance to drive a Micra because of your budget you.. walk.

Yeah, good point!

He drives a Nissan Micra :|

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Originally Posted by Describe

I feel so pathetic being in the same class as him because he's like ten times the size of me in muscle and jawline.

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get a grip lol

he just looks weird.

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Originally Posted by cocaine

get a grip lol

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It was a sarcastic remark at his jawline, i couldn't care how I look in comparison.

The girl in my tutorial at university is Miss Cyprus. She's such a nice person.
But hey, get your picture taken with him.

he reminds me of me quite frankly (:

Why don't you ask him this

''Do you enjoy flirting with underage girls sir?''

That'll shut him up.

Edit: My god, just saw the picture. You better not say what I said, he'll have you!

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Originally Posted by votelabour

Why don't you ask him this

''Do you enjoy flirting with underage girls sir?''

That'll shut him up.

Edit: My god, just saw the picture. You better not say what I said, he'll have you!

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I don't want to offend the guy, I don't have anything against him.

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Originally Posted by Describe

David Kaye. I'll get you the link to the local telegraph because they done a feature about him winning and I didn't believe it so I googled it.

Edit: http://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/ou...1489644t0.shtm

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He doesn't look like the teacher type.

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Originally Posted by Dander

He doesn't look like the teacher type.

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I was thinking the same thing!
He looks quite fit though ;)