Doctor...OH HA HA! - Ends 21st May

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Jokes. This is what makes this world interesting, not serious. It's nice to see a change from serious exams; serious coursework and all that jazz, so why don't you make me laugh once or twice, because I need to go to the doctors shortly. All I want you to do is give me the funniest Doctor Doctor joke, however see if you can make it at least half-true. Both of these things will be took into account when a winner is decided, so post here with your entry if you have the courage and think you can win! Goodluck.

Prize: 1 HC Sofa + 15 rep

Nazi has recently won this competition, well done!

Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?
Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself in the head. Then you'll have a bad headache.

Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?!
Stick your foot out and trip it up!

hehe thats quite funny no or yes ?

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a king

What's your name?

Joe... why?

Oh you've gotta be Joe King!

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Pull yourself together!

It's bad ino. ;)

Doctor, doctor i swallowed a bone
Are you choking?
No really i did!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a vampire.
Necks please!

Hilarious.

Doctor Doctor, are you done with my prostate exam?
Well I am, the doctor will be here in a minute

Doctor! Doctor! How do I stop my nose from running
Stick your foot out and trip it up fool!

Will

Doctor! Doctor! I feel like a bridge!
What's come over you?
Well so far, 7 cars, 3 trucks and a lorry.

Hope you like it :)

Doctor! Doctor! My son fainted at home.
Why didn't you call the 911 number to get an ambulance?
Because my phone doesn't have an eleven.

<P>Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me. I just can't stop my hands shaking. </P>
<P>Do you drink a lot? Not really, I spill most of it!</P>