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Hilarious Things To Do In Your Driving Test
This list made me laugh so hard. If you're feeling depressed because of exams or if you just wanna laugh - read them.
Some are funny, some are not so funny.
I've got my driving test this coming friday but unfortunately I won't be doing any of these things :)
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i have to like the page to see and i'm not doing that, c+p.
Huh? I liked it.
yes so c+p the list.
Hilarious Things to do on your driving test:Quote:
Originally Posted by samsta
1. At a set of traffic lights look over to a driver in another lane and look forward then look back at him.
2. While waiting at the lights, rev up your engine like you're about to race.
3. Race people off from the lights.
4. When you get into the car, say to the instructor "Buckle up"
5. Yawn and put your arm around your instructor.
6. Come to the driving test in a tux.
7. Speed up when the driving instructor asks you to do an emergency stop.
8. Turn left when they say turn right and if they say why you did it say "It's opposite day"
9. Press a button on the dashboard and turn to the instructor and say "Just activating the NOS".
10. Get road rage.
11. Turn on the radio really loud and bop your head.
12. Use the window wipers even if it isn't raining.
13. Drift round the corners.
14. Brake sharply to piss off your examiner.
15. Steer with one hand.
16. Wear swimming trunks and flipflops.
17. Sit and say "The car is broke".
I'd rather just drive and pass than piss around and risk failing.
This to be honest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Robbie
LMAO made me laugh though, i did say to my woman, strap in tight as a joke she was like :-l i made a few lil jokes like that like "wow sit back we're going to be here all day" - nothing too extravagant, just made me less nervous. i'm such a fab driver it didn't matter and passed with flying colours
yah tbh these are mostly a joke :)
didnt even mildly smile at any of those lol
cuz you have no sense of humour myke
this is so true.Quote:
Originally Posted by Robbie
it's a joke omg what is wrong with u peeps
won't these just make you instantly fail lol but they were still funny i must admit
To be fair the tux one and the swimming short one (not sandals though) wouldn't make you fail instantly. I'd have done that if someone dared me.
Those sound silly to do. What a waste of a £40 test.
The last one made me lol, I could just imagine doing it :P.
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Originally Posted by ItsDave
Try somewhere in the region of £100. And at a price like that, I wouldn't even dare.
yes... yes... but these were JOKE suggestions
LOL the first and last ones actually made me laugh :P
The only one that made me moderately lol was wearing a tux to the driving test. The rest are just really immature and I'd like to see the maker of this list engage in every single one of these and still pass.
LOOL at people who are taking it seriously.. it's only meant to be a joke, and obviously you wouldn't do this in a real test lmao.
Still, i didn't find any of them partially funny. :(
rather lame tbh
Same. They are pretty lame.Quote:
Originally Posted by Myke
A few are okay as they borderline useful and harmless, but some just are too obvious as they're complete opposites to what to do, so hardly unexpected :/
A friend of mine asked the test bloke if anything was coming his way during his test at a busy junction! Still passed though.
humour?
that's funny stuff that :L
lmao i want to do these on my test :P but i'd rather not as i want to pass
Not even funny.
Because its opposites day? srsly? How old is this dude?
Tux and swimming suit one could be good iguess...
I agree. It would be nice to do these, but you wouldn't if you actually wanted to pass. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Hollyish
Actually, if some people who are really stupid and suck at driving on a day to day basis yet can still pass their test, it's obviously not very hard?