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Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana..
'Knock Knock' jokes are great and there are so many around! So what I want you do for this competition is to find the funniest 'Knock Knock' joke and post it in this thread. The one that makes me laugh the most will win!
Prize: 1 HC Sofa + 15 rep
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aladdin!
Aladdin who?
Aladdin the street wants a word with you!
thats the most funniest joke i've heard. jk
LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Jordesh
Knock knock?
Whos there?
Boo?
Boo Who?
Stop crying you babey
ok that was lame but, LOL
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
yh
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
OK, W H O - Stupid :l
Will
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie who?
Bar-B-Q
:)
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Big-Ish
Big-Ish-Who (Big Issue)
No thanks, I've already got one :)
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip my bag with candy!
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Isabella
Boo who?
Isabella necessary on a bicycle
Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
I think you won't.
Yes, I will.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
See? You've forgotten me already!
Knock Knock,
Who's there?
Sadie
Sadie who?
Sadie magic words and I'll tell you!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avocado!
Avocado who?
Avocado a cold!
[ as in ive got a cold :) ]
Knock, Knock :D
Who's there?
Venice. :D
Venice who?
Venice this door gonna open? :l
Knock Knock
Who's there
Butch
Butch who
Butcher LOL
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana