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As some of you may be aware, I recently got stuck in a Spanish toilet. How upsetting. Fortunately, due to my use of basic Spanish, I was able to contact the person who helped me out but with luck, nothing else. Perhaps it would have been easier if I knew the language, so I want you to create some basic greetings for your own language! The wackiest language and it's vocabulary will win! Please post in this thread with the template given.

Name of language:
Hello!:
Goodbye!:
How are you?:
Help! Help! I'm stuck in a toilet!:

Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep
(kindly donated by Wiizzz)

Name of language: Hsilgne Sdrawkcab (Pronounced: Es-sill-gna Sted-raw-cab)
Hello!: Olleh (Pronounced Ol-leh)
Goodbye!: Eybdoog (Pronounced: Eeeb-doog)
How are you?: Urwoh (Pronounced: You-are- woah)
Help! Help! I'm stuck in a toilet!: teliot a ni kcuts mi! Pleh! Pleh!

(Pronounced: tell-iot [Rhymes with Elliot] tell-iot ahh nee cuts me Pl-eh pl-eh)


LoL This is a fun comp! =]

Name of language: Itspanglishench
Hello!: Hoopla! [hoop - la ]
Goodbye!: Aloof! [ah - loof]
How are you?: Oi fui ami? [oye fwee ahme]
Help! Help! I'm stuck in a toilet!: Es o Es! Es o Es! Mo locoste un il kakaer! (es oh es, es oh es, moe lo-cost-eh oon ill ka-ka-err)

Name of language: ssiotodallaebcxcitahf ( prenounced - -sigh-out-deli-bex-sit-arghh-
Hello!: Smoshiooftchubooftcowoooft
Goodbye!: eggooftoompalumpaooft
How are you?: alviooftgoneooftmadooftcat
Help! Help! I'm stuck in a toilet!: eatooftsomeooftcheeseoooift!!

Name of language: ooglish
Hello!: Hellgish [Hell-gish]
Goodbye!: Gooblish [Goob-lish]
How are you?: Hoogish argish yougish [Hoo-gish arg-ish you-gish]
Help! Help! I'm stuck in a toilet!: Helpig! Helpig! U'g stoogish ag a dungish [Help-ig! Help-ig! ugg stoo-gish agg a dung-ish]

Name of language: Englisho
Hello!: Hello-o!
Goodbye!: Goodbye-o!
How are you?: Howo are youo?
Help! Help! I'm stuck in a toilet!: Helpo Helpo! I'mo stucko in a toileto!

We dont add o to everything, that'd be silly.

Name of language: Super Mario
Hello!: It'sa me, Mario!
Goodbye!: Let'sa go!
How are you?: Ya-hoo!
Help! Help! I'm stuck in a toilet!: Mama mia!

TYPE OF LANGUAGE: Textified
Hello!: Heller [ Ello ]
Goodbye!: [ Pce ]
How are you?: [ Hw r yu ?]
Help! Help! I'm stuck in a toilet!: [ Hlp Hlp ! I'm stk in a tlet]

Name of language: Scrooby R
Hello!: Rehlo
Goodbye!: Roud Rye
How are you?: Row rar rouuu
Help! Help! I'm stuck in a toilet!: rehlp rehlp ram ruck rean raa roliet

Name of Langauge: A Metalanguage Hang Fro (Language of the anagram)
Hello!: Ell Ho
Goodbye!: Bogy Doe
How are you?: Woh Rue Yo
Help! Help! I'm stuck in a toilet!: A kitchenettes hill poi plum

(Yes i did them myself and yes it took forever for the top and bottom one lmao ;) )

Name of Langauge: Englisha
Hello!: Helloa
Goodbye!: Goodbyea
How are you?: Howa area youa?
Help! Help! I'm stuck in a toilet!: Helpa! Helpa! I'ma stucka ina a toileta!

Name of Langauge: Quarlee [kwar-lee]
Hello!: Quento [kwen-tow]
Goodbye!: Wengoms [Wen-goms]
How are you?: Wani quenidafig [wan-ee kwen-ee-daff-ig]
Help! Help! I'm stuck in a toilet!: Gamod! Gamod! Repos quami eh ne quedimos! [Gam-od! Gam-od! Rep-oss kwa-mee eh ne kwed-ee-moss]

Name of language: Trepture
Hello!: Ichkwat (Itch-k-what)
Goodbye!: Sin-ta-cho
How are you?: Oct ni kwoa
Help! Help! I'm stuck in a toilet!: Yut! Yut! Ikn ust vi p tweq

Name of language: Englishward.
Hello!: Helloward
Goodbye!: Goodbyeward
How are you?: Howard areward youward?
Help! Help! I'm stuck in a toilet! Helpward! Helpward! I'mward stuckward inward award toiletward!

Name of language: Corwish
Hello!: Qsld
Goodbye!: Zeas
How are you?: Kel blu touch?
Help! Help! I'm stuck in a toilet!: GI! GI! plo bit en toilec