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Ladies and gentlemen, I have been in the dating game for quite a while. And let me tell you, there are some serious corn balls out there. *cough* Inseriousity. *cough* I thought I had seen it all, but I want you guys to prove me wrong.
Post the corniest pick up line that you can below. It can be one of your own, or one that you've heard of before. Just be appropriate, have fun and good luck!
Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep
Oh, those are shoulder blades? i thought they were wings.
Is there an airport nearby; or is that just my heart taking off?
Are you a RARE CANDY? 'cuz I feel a level-up.
You smell purrdyy :$.... LIKE SOAP!
FOR A GUY!
Are you good at swimming?
Cos my best stroke is the breaststroke -.-
Are you from tennesse, cuz your the only 10 I see.
Are you on fire, cos' Im spicy.
wotta dumb line lol
Do you have a map? 'Cause I keep on get lost in your eyes.
LOL.
I Have lost my number, can i have yours.
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns.
lmao.
Your daddy must have been a drug dealer….. cause your dope
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
You’re so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
-facepalm
Grab your coat, you've pulled ;)
Will
ur buff..x
got a raisin? how 'bout a date?
do it hurt?...when you fell from heaven?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk past again?
lmao
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
I’m a math teacher. One plus two equals me and you.
Can I take your picture? Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas <3
Do you have a plaster? Cause i've just scraped my knee falling for you...
I must be lost. I thought Paradise was east of here.
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I catched a grenade for you, and I made a song for you
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?
A guy named Dave wants to propose Marie but he had to go through Marie's father.
Dave: I want to marry Marie.
Marie's Father:Why?
Dave:Because..I love her..soo much..
Marie's father:What will you do for her?
Dave:I will die for her!
Marie' Father:If you had love her,you will stay and live with her.
Love isn't sacrifice but love is to be willing to sacrificed for the person you loved
do you believe in love at first sight or do i have to walk past again?
There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?
*Pulls out my cell phone and hands to the girl* Here, I'll call you..
I havnt read them all so someone might have posted this already:
I've lost my teddy bear :( can i sleep with you tonight?
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I'm lost at sea!
;L
Grab your coat, you've pulled.
hey babe are you a magnet? because im attracted to you!
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Catch a goat, you've pulled.
Excuse me, did you just touch my butt?
No?
DAMN!