Most embarrassing moments?

I don't know if there's a thread similar to this already, but I'll start as I mean to go on...

What is your most embarrassing moment ever? Or should I say, can you name a really embarrassing sort of moment that you've been in and what made it so embarrassing?

I'm interested to know how much mis-fortune the Hx Forumers have had! :P

Seeing how I can't think of much atm, one of my mis-fortunes, should I say, was to be placed in a room with about 40 others kids interviewing a history teacher (watching them take a class), and as they were speaking I decided to have a coughing fit (you know, like a tickle at the back of your throat you can't get rid of?) and EVERYONE was just looking at me. I was crying because of how much I was coughing (and partly laughing). It stopped when the teacher had to give me a drink about 5 minutes later, which was yeah, kinda awkward.

Luckily she didn't get the job because otherwise every history lesson would've been slightly awkward...

I was in high school and my dad had packed my pack lunch the night before and I said oh dad can I have some carrot in it as well! So I open my pack lunch the next day thinking I'd have my sandwich and some carrot sticks in a packet and I pull out this actual carrot..so I started eating it and this S6 guy was sitting with all his mates turned around and shouted ''Shes eating a carrot'' I've never been so embarrassed in my life.

One time in like year four I forgot my PE shorts so I had to do PE in just my pants and a shirt. What kind of teacher makes you do that. Frickin' pedophile. I had actually forgotten all about it until I read this thread. :(

And another time also during my younger years at school, I fell out with one of my friends so we were fighting and we pushed each other down this ditch and got really muddy and stuff. After it was broken up by some noob teachers we went about our day, but apparently I had been leaving mud all over the school and the head teacher tracked me down and since my trousers and shoes were really dirty she told me to take them off and wear my plimsolls and PE shorts (thankfully I actually remembered my shorts this time), so I had to spend the rest of the day with the top half of my uniform on and the bottom half of my PE kit on. I felt so awkward and thought people would think I crapped my pants or something. Plus at the end of the day we always got marched out by the teachers to our parents waiting outside the school and I stood out so much wearing half my PE kit, everyone was looking at me, it was so embarrasing.

When I was like five, I was sitting down and I bent over to pick something up and farted really loud, though now I am starting to think it was the chair. I am still teased for that event.

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Originally Posted by dbgtz

When I was like five, I was sitting down and I bent over to pick something up and farted really loud, though now I am starting to think it was the chair. I am still teased for that event.

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Haha! We were playing baseball last year and I was like the backstop if you like and one of the "cool" kids like stepped up to bat. He missed the first two balls and one the third one he proper smashed at it and farted really loudly. I actually fell on the floor crying whilst he turned the brightest shade of red haha.

Dying at the last two :')

Um most embarrassing moment for me was in an exam and i got the hiccups and they were really load and it was really quiet and i felt like dying with embarrassment D:

Playing baseball in year 7, I was running to like third base and slam, baseball to the bollocks. Was genuinely rolling around for like 10 minutes crying

In year 6, for some reason I decided to urinate behind this huge storage container thing around the back of the school, and mid-way through the headmaster walked round. I was absolutely mortified!

Not really had a Kinnock moment, but I guess falling up the stairs (mostly up the Science block stairs, did last time I climbed them) at school comes tops.

You guys must go to really posh schools, I farted all the time and everybody had a chuckle about it.

My most embaressing moment has to be falling up the stage in a school presentation (played it into a nice army roll), but was still embarrassing none the less

i was on stage infront of above 500 people and my skirt fell down mid dance. haaaaaaaaaaa dies.

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Originally Posted by Publicised

i was on stage infront of above 500 people and my skirt fell down mid dance. haaaaaaaaaaa dies.

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It is amazing that you took an embarrassing moment of your life and turned it into a career :D
(im only joking dont hurt me :()

probably ringing my driving instructor instead of my brother crying at 3am drunk asking for a lift. her son is same age as me and told a lot of people ;_;
or slipping on mud and trying to wipe it off by rubbing my ass on a pole when all the football guys came out. fml. that was years ago tho

Most of my embarrassing moments have happened when I have been drunk, one that springs to mind in particular is where I was trying to hump the dance floor and the club tranny's were constantly trying to pick me up hahahaha. My friends have never let it go.. :')

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Originally Posted by buttons

probably ringing my driving instructor instead of my brother crying at 3am drunk asking for a lift. her son is same age as me and told a lot of people ;_;

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omfg brilliant
how awks was the next lesson