Food Failure - Ends 11th October

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02-10-2011, 08:28 PM
Elegance

Food Failure - Ends 11th October

https://habbox.com/text/106/food+failure

So there's a HabboxLive Head DJ called Woodseh who's really bad at cooking, she cooked herself a burger and ate it, then realised it was undercooked, resulting in giving herself food poisoning. On another occasion she was cooking a pizza (on a barbeque) and it exploded!

Woodseh says the next thing she's going to cook is chips, I want you to tell me the worst thing that could happen when she cooks them.

May the funniest entry win!

Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep
07-10-2011, 03:49 PM
Jazz

she could actually cook it right?
07-10-2011, 03:55 PM
garriet

ok, so the worst possible thing that could happen when woodseh is cooking some food is this -
ok so yeh woodseh is cooking sum chips on the barbeque and she sprinkles some of her special sauce on it, and its a party for her friends, and over the fence is a load of chavs and the chips & sauce on the barbeque ends up spitting everywhere and it ends up landing in one of the chavs eyes, so the chavs come in and trash the party and punch woodseh they drag her out on the street and leave her on the floor nd to top it all off Levi Roots comes along and says "You should have used Reggae Reggae Sauce"! :)
07-10-2011, 03:55 PM
Jas,

she'll put the chips to cook then go and shave her legs making her forget that she's making chips and then she'll burn the chips :rofl:
07-10-2011, 07:50 PM
lTraditional

She will cook them outside then she will go to the toilet and a bird will do a poop on them and then she will think it is mayonaise and then eat them. ROFL
08-10-2011, 02:22 AM
Empired

(Remember the time with the porridge?)
WELL. Jazz is cooking these chips. And then she goes away and puts her favourite CHAVHAT on. And then she comes back to the chips which are (brace yourselves) DOING FINE *DUN DUN DUUUUN*. So she cooks them and they look lovely. Then, just as she's about to take them off the oven, she drops her chavhat in them and then chavhat melts onto the sizzling chips. Then Jazz's nephew (boyfriend) comes in and eats them and it kills him and Jazz gets sent to prison for murder. The end.
08-10-2011, 09:05 AM
CasinoDealer24

Funniest thing is - Her friends cook them for her and then she realises shes not the worse cook in the world!
08-10-2011, 10:14 AM
Matt

Jazz has to go to the toilet and asks her mum to cook them for her. She would be cooking them at a party for people and then when she comes back from the toilet, the chips are cooked really well. Then the owner from mc donalds walks over and forces jazz to work in maccy d's for the rest of her life. Working in maccy d's for the rest of your life is the worst thing that could happen for anyone ... surely ?!
08-10-2011, 11:21 AM
Eric

the whole kitchen explodes. lol
08-10-2011, 11:24 AM
Emmz

She puts them in the oven and forgets to turn it on, When shes ready to serve them, she plates them up and sits down with her family and friends to eat them. Only to bite onto one and realize that they are frozen ROFL
08-10-2011, 12:20 PM
iJess

er she puts them in the oven and the oven explodes aw yay!
10-10-2011, 05:17 PM
Laurrenbbz

Jazz whips out her razor and shaves her legs in the kitchen, some of her long leg hair falls into the burger and she serves it to rosie, she chokes on the leg hair and dies. jazz is too busy worrying about rosie and forgets about the oven being on. then the kitchen expolodes.
11-10-2011, 02:13 PM
Andii

Quote:

Originally Posted by Debate

She will cook them outside then she will go to the toilet and a bird will do a poop on them and then she will think it is mayonaise and then eat them. ROFL

LOLOLOL winner :L :L

umm she could use apples instead of potatoes :) so it would taste pure rotten