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My first competition back as Acting Competitions Manager so it has to be Caption Phrase! For this month's Caption Phrase, we have a picture of the most recent Dancing on Ice reality show where "celebrities" dance on ice... yeah it's not hard to work out what it's about... and one of the contestants nearly slicing open their own head with their roller skate. Ouch. Simply invent the best caption for the picture below to win. Good luck!
Just gonna casually stab my head with my iceskates and let this dude stare at my boobs...x
Always wanted to be a surgeon!
Ill do this so then I can meet a sexy surgeon.
You see, Nicki Minaj's song "U stupid ---" really comes in handy with the whole leg thing.
if i do this i get to see jesus! yes!
Oh look, some ice on my blade !
"Ohmygod, there's a spider on the ceiling...can anyone see in my leotard....why do I have this metal thingie on my head, and whats this read puss? OMG, THATS MA BLOOD!"
Hold on ive got an itch. Lets continue as if its part of our act
The top of my head finally matches the colour of my outfit, yes!!
Gosh that blade looks tasty
Gosh this man is groping me
The back-kick of death.
and head shoulders knees,toes SHIMMY!
Told you I could do it, you owe me a fiver now.
"love is in the air dodododo" "no hold on or i'll drop you"
like the fella once said, ain't that a kick in the head?
she is thinking if you stare at my boobs any longer im gonna swing my leg forward and listen to the blade slice through :O
Um...I think I might have trod in something, can you take a look?
"Can you see this guys, my ice-skate is so shineeeey! omggg, just keep looking!"
Do you think my boobs look bigger when I do this?
It's fun to stay in the Y.. MCA?
I wanna marry you so frikkin bad
i knew i should of kept my leg on the ground, the ice skate got my hair -_- not doing this one again :O
Atleast help me Jason! Jason help? JASON?!
Check out the rack.
Leg up, blade in, brain out. Who said Brain surgery was complicated?
I've got an itch... can you get it for me? fine i'll do it mys.....o.