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Earlier I was trying to think of jokes and suddenly I was thinking of the good old times when I was little and used to love knock knock jokes. I want you guys to come up with some funny and original knock knock jokes, whichever one makes me cackle the most will win! Good luck :)
Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep
Knock Knock
Whose There?
Honey Bee,
Honey Bee Who?
Honey bee a dear, and get me a cup of tea!
Habbo Name - lJays
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you and please cover your mouth next time.
Habbo name- Ticklestar
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting co-
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Will you remember me?
Yes, sure
Knock knock
Who's there?
You forgot about me already!
Knock knock
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank Who
You're Welcome
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana you to let me in!
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Mum and Dad.
Mum and Dad who?
OMG you dont know your own parents???
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
OK, W_H_O.
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
OK, W_H_O.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cherry!
Cherry who?
Cherry oh, see you later!
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Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry it's only a knock knock joke!
Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Sir Klefto the Ninth of Derfenlation
Sir Klefto the Ninth of Derfenlation who?
What do you mean Sir Klefto the Ninth of Derfenlation who? How many Sir Klefto the Ninth of Derfenlation do you know?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm drowning.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Eye
Eye Who?
you dont know your own self thats sad man