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Basically I'll say Mum May I.. *example*?
The person who posts below me's post will look like this:
*stupid answer to the question*
Mum may I.... *example*?
For example:
Me: Mum may I eat you?
Person Below: Yes as long as you leave my bones for Dad.
Mum may I write my name?
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Got it?
Okay lets begin for real now:
Mum may I challenge you to a staring contest?
Yes as long as you blink first
Mum may I take over the world?
Well you're bigger than it so I don't see why not.
Mum, may I buy a Freddo?
As long as you give me it all and dont have any.
Mum may I give you £100?
Yes as long as it's in pennies.
Mum may I call you something different?
Yes as long as you call your father Jebus.
Mum may I have 1 million dolla?
Yes as long as you only buy milkshakes with it.
Mum may I speak louder?
Yes as long as you mute yourself first.
Mum may I eat worms for dinner?
Yes as long as you wash your hands before.
Mum may I go outside and play? :)
Yes as long as you come back in after one second
Mum may I own a gun?
Yes as long as you shoot your foot, twice.
Mum may I swim with sharks?
Yes as long as you cover yourself in meat first.
Mum may I jump?
As long as you jump right up to heaven.
Mum may I smell your foot?
Yes as long as it's not attached to me.
Mum may I dance with Dad?
As long as you shove him out the door.
Mum may I kiss Olly Murs?
Yes you may as long as it's a fake olly
Mum may I draw?
as long as it is a naked drawing of me like on titanic
mum may i have my breast milk now?
Yes as long as you scream Bitty before we begin. (<-- little britain lol)
Mum may I eat your poo?
Yes as long as you fish it out the sewers.
Mum may I get a job?
Yes you may as long as you get a bad pay.
Mum may I get a new TV?
Yes as long as it's broken.
Mum may I dunk you? @Diistrict;
Ahaha nice one
Yes you may aslong as you dont dip me all in!
Mum may I sit down?
Yes as long as you can't find somewhere to sit.
Mum may I punch Maria?
Yes you may as long as you miss.
Mum may I play my xbox?
Oh Hell Nooo!
Oops I mean Yes as long as it's switched off at the wall
Mum may I attack a cat?
As long as the cat wins
Mum may I, do a poo?
As long as it's before midnight???
May may I watch a film?
As long as it's an adult film
Mum may I go to town
no you can not.Quote:
Originally Posted by :Cerys
Mum may I win the lottery?
Yes, if you give your winnings to charity.
Mum may I get loads of money then spend it on clothes?
Yes, but you must give them to the local hobo.
Can I go WOO mum, can I oh can I?!
Yes you can, as long as you eat the WOO! Lmao
Mum may I snog Olly Murs?
No, you can't, because you're not Katy Perry.
Mum, may I spend all our fortune in a casino?
As long as I get all the winnings to go move away from you!
Mum may I eat a banana? Its fruit after all!
Yes you may as long as its rotting.
Mum may I adopt a polar bear?
Yes, as long as eat it for supper.
Mum may I call you Mum?
Yes, of course, as long as as I can call you Bert
Mum may I buy your house?
Sure, as long as I can kick you out of it.
Mum, may I buy a pet mouse?