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I love puns, they amuse me. I often find myself Googling puns for my own amusement, and some of the puns I've heard are so bad that I just have to giggle, for example 'what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese' and 'what do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam!'
For this competition, what I would like you to do is to post a bad pun that you have either been told, or have made up.
The best pun wins!
Prize: 5 credits + 10 rep
To avoid that run down feeling - Look both ways before crossing the street.
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What kinds of ghosts haunt chemistry labs?
Methylated spirits
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That was not very punny.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shedim
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Can I express mine with a picture, aw thanks x
http://25.media.tumblr.com/01b0b55d4...pzfmo1_500.jpg
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Old Chinese proverb states:
man with hands in pockets, is feeling cocky.
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A fsh
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.