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I regret to say I can be very clumsy when doing simple tasks.
For instance, I was drying my hair and the hair dryer didn't sound right at all, whilst it was still on i turned it around (so the back was facing me) and put my ear to it, and the fan inside caught some of my hair.
And I was cooking a meal on a camp fire and I only had like one cooking glove on, I went to grab the tray but I used the hand that didn't have a glove on. Needless to say it was hot.
Share ur clumsy moments wooo :¬:
a lot of times when im drinking out of a bottle with a lid, i try to drink it when the lid is on :///
Decided the bit right next to my eye was itchy so i thought id scratch it with a pen and it slipped nd poked my eye (Y)
There are so many in my life but I will go through some of them anyway -
Walking up stairs in school but tripped over my other foot and went flying up the stairs and then falling down the stairs with everyone watching me.
Probably my favourite one this one, I was standing in my kitchen and decided to lean on my door but it was unlocked and I fell str8 out, but it's got like steps onto concrete at the bottom of my garden and I went flying and rly hurt myself while my mum was standing there watching pissing herself LMFAO
done this one thousands of times but I walk into my back living room from outside but everytime I'm wearing tracksuits near enough my pocket gets caught on the doornob while I keep walking forwards and I just end up going flying again.
Also happens with laptop mouse leads with that one and they just come flying out of usb socket and me also goes flying.
Just one more for now but I once like was about to get onto my bus but I saw the better bus just behind it at the stop well the shell of it anyway so I got on it but then realised it was the wrong bus when I saw the digital display once I got on, but I was so embarassed to ask the driver to let me off that I literally went and sat down, and didn't wanna seem weird by getting off immediately at the next stop so I went like 5 stops in a completely wrong direction and walked back to my bus stop LMFAOO
I guess you can say, you won't be falling for that one again http://www.defensivecarry.com/forum/...AR15firing.gifThat was terrible sorry, but I just had to.Quote:
Originally Posted by Inkwell
That reminds me of the time I had walked in the room but I instantly turned left so I kinda walked into a open door.
LMAO THAT WAS JUST DREADFUL OMGQuote:
Originally Posted by Maria
ok a few others, like every few weeks basically when walking out of school there is this massive lamp-post in middle of path near the school gates and like i'm on phone selecting the music for walk down hill for going to bus stop for the next 10-15 mins or so but i like walk straight into it cause i'm not paying attention infront of everyone la la
Also most times i'm asked to go upstairs like I walk up but I decide to go to the toilet first and just walk straight back down right after without getting what I was meant to be getting and then just have my mum moan at me LMFAO
Set my hair in fire while trying to setup camp fire. :(
@Inkwell;Quote:
Originally Posted by Maria
I did the same as you, walked up the stairs at college and fell up them - I didn't think anyone had seen until media and my friend told me about it :$.
I can't really think of what else I've done, hmm.
Oh, at the bus station I was waiting for my dad to pick me and Max up so I thought I'd look out of the window, I didn't know how close the window was to my face so I bashed my nose straight into it. Max was literally laughing his head off and he offered me no comfort even though I was nearly in tears as it hurt so much.
O god don't even start on bus accidents, number of times I've gone head first into the cooler above steps is unbelievable, same for falling into people while standing up or completely falling over.Quote:
Originally Posted by Samanfa
Other day on bus I was like gets up off seat puts bag on back, however unbeknownst to me both the straps had somehow broke on journey and I suddenly heard a thud half way to stairs was so awks as had a few people standing behind staring at me as if I was an absolute idiot.
It's what you get for being 6 ft tall :P.Quote:
Originally Posted by Inkwell
At work, I usually look for the barcode for ages to find that I've covered it up with my hand.
O shops well uve pulled me might as well share some of them too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Samanfa
I'll always get my money out and counted perfectly when i pick up an item cause i don't wanna fiddle around at till cause I think person at till and people behind will hate me and I make sure I will get no change so I dont have to be awkward.
I also cannot stand looking for something cause I get impression people think I'm shoplifting or being picky or weird so ill literally wander around a few times till I find it or pick anything out. I also get so embarassed taking stuff back to where I found it that I just hide it at the back of a shelf then pretend I'm buying stuff in that area instead.
I also always refuse any plastic bags to make sure I don't have to speak at all, and even if I'm desperately stuck trying to find something ill pretend I'm fine to anyone that asks if I need help cause I'm so bloody awkward. Ill then always use self service if possible and I always muck them up and need someone over every item if I'm with my mum, and I also feel so bad leaving reciept in the thing like everyone else does that I take mine AND everyone else's LMFAO
I just read that last one and my mum was trying to speak to me and I wouldn't stop laughing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Inkwell
I'm sort of the opposite, I refuse to use self service check outs, I would literally wait in a massive queue not to use one.
When I'm in the queue at my shop people ask if I want to go in front and I say no as they have to call manager down, but usually the shoppers take an age.
When I help someone pack I'm scared they'll tell me I've put it in the wrong bag or anything, I also get embarrassed when they ask if I'm alright or if they try to talk to me so we'd be great together :P.
If someone needs something off the top shelf I have to stand on a stool to get it and then struggle with them just watching me.
Used to always fall asleep on the bus on the way to college. I would always fall asleep lying against the window and we'd go over a bump and I'd just smash my head off it.
Antoher time I didn't wake up for my stop so when I woke up I had to pretend everything was okay and just act like nothing was wrong and got off the next stop but really I was freaking out in my head
O I always fall asleep on bus, I find vibrations and jolts from the window very soothing to sleep to though more then my own bed tbh LMFAO.Quote:
Originally Posted by MyOffDays
Ive only ever slept past once, where ive got to the final stop and everyone got off ages ago and I had to awkwardly wake up and walk out like nothing had happened though it was only like 3 stops after I get off so not a problem.
What is awks when sleeping on busses though is when you wake up and someone looks at u weirdly and you end up like, oh great have I been sleep talking garbage LMFAO
I am so damn clumsy I'd be here all day if I was to list all my clumsy moments.
Done this a few weeks ago, tried putting a box of Frosties into the fridge one morning before work.. wasn't even paying attention to what I was doing. Felt very silly after it haha! :P