Basically, I've told a couple about this, but I was talking to my mum and said this.
Me: I'm just going to print screen this.
Mum: You can't the printer isn't turned on.
I laughed a fair bit at that bless her.
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Basically, I've told a couple about this, but I was talking to my mum and said this.
Me: I'm just going to print screen this.
Mum: You can't the printer isn't turned on.
I laughed a fair bit at that bless her.
what do you mean by a bit dumb?
pretty much everything i say to myself (y)
Me: so you know what to do
Friend: yup you told me 3 times Jesus
Me: go on then
Friend: what's 2+2 oh yeah never mind
Was like o.o but I have probably had better than that just don't remember them ;)
And everything you say to other people, right? :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Skandair
Like if someone you were talking to replied with a funny or weird reply etc. :P.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skandair
it's normally me more that does it cause I can't string sentences together at all when i'm nervous but this is one that I remember from my mum a few weeks ago LMAO
Me: do you know where my phone is?
Mum: if you had my phone you might be rather upset
I was like ermmmmmmmmmmmmmm okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk and basically just walked off to find it myself
Well I talk to Gina a lot so...
If i remember rightly I was yelling 'Duck' as in duck because theres a massive ******* thorn bush coming ur way but one of my family members replied "oh yeah look ducks!!!" they weren't even ducks...........
We boss in work told me that I can use the computer to research something by saying "I think we have a 'google' on the machine inside"
YEAH PROBS!!
@Bolt660;
is all im gonna say.
We watched a clip from Jurassic Park in English and a girl in my class said to me:
Friend: Y'know when dinosaurs were around?
Me: Yeah
Friend: Did they really have cages?
I swear she's not dumb cos she's in top set for more or less everything but she likes the attention I suppose.
there's prob loads but i always bring up the fact my friend thought tuna was chicken... and my cousin thought asia was a country and asked us if satan was a planet. oh and she gota new bike and my mum asked her "ooh is that illuminous (ie bright)" and she said "no, it's mine"
Probably in my Politics class back in autumn when somebody (with a straight face) suggested to me that we should have completely open borders.
hahahaa the last one made me laugh.
omg i can't think of anything on the spot :( My ex girl-friend came out with some silly things before... but can't for the life of me think of any :'( she used to have me in stitches!
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Originally Posted by buttons
idk the only thing that popped to mind is when my friend asked for a 'cah lone al' meal instead of Coloneal or when she thought paramilitary was the parlimentees...
oh and when my friend phoned up and ment to say she had psoriasis or something and accidentally said syphilis. ahh laughed so much I had tears!
fAsT nD fUrIoUs iS a gD mOvIe xDDDDDD LoLzZzZz
"What's hard water?"
"Ice"
Just have a conversation with @Catchy;
lmao so horrible :(Quote:
Originally Posted by FlyingJesus
but yeah probs anything i say lmao ;(((((
:'( Cheeky, I am clever jus' doesn't show through!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kieran
Ahahaha :P Some of the stuff you come out with is priceless :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Catchy
My friend thought Europe was connected to America
and she thought wifi was pronounced wiffy
tony blairQuote:
Originally Posted by Intersocial
is all im gonna say.
Omg how did I forget about you <3Quote:
Originally Posted by Empired
Truthfully yesterday I questioned whether ducks could fly cause I've never seen a flying one till yday so :/
lmao when catchy though a griaffe was spelt draffQuote:
Originally Posted by Catchy
when shoed thought a fish was a mammal and in a telephrase when someone said a scottish skirt and he said QUILT cackles
when graham said 'whats catchy, like you catchyed a cold?'
OMG LMFAO!!!!!! And when some1 said to @Kyle; "ITS NOT MY FAULT I CANT SPELL IM DYSLETTICE"Quote:
Originally Posted by Red
YES LMAO THAT WAS HILARIOUS.Quote:
Originally Posted by Catchy
i can't think of any atm, but i say extremely stupid things sometimes i'm sure @pasta; can think of some :P
When I said it's fate to @sex; he was like "What???? dont you mean faith????????????"
I was at a zoo and there was an exhibit for Albino Deer.
My family and I were with a tour guide with about 15 other people.
While everyone was snapping pictures, I exclaimed "Look at the pretty horses!".
I was so embarrassed, they don't even look like horses LOL.
http://therobotwatch.files.wordpress...er-buck2-b.jpg
First time we stayed in the hotel we stay in now at Blackpool, my mum went do you have wiffy, the hotel owned wondered what she was on about it was so funny. She even said wiffy the other day without realising LMAO.Quote:
Originally Posted by Abi