I Can Make You Rich - Ends 7th September

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The other day I was walking down the hall and on the bookshelf at the end I noticed a book I have never noticed before. It was called "I Can Make You Rich" by Paul McKenna. For a moment, I thought it was odd writing a book like this before I realised it has probably made a lot of sales. Then I got thinking, what other "I Can Make You..." books are out there?

For this competition, I want you to come up with a book title beginning with the words "I Can Make You". The most creative, witty, unique, funny one will win. Please post your answers in this thread and keep it PG.

Best of luck :)

Prize: 5 Credits + 15 Reputation Points
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I can make you... poor!

Chapter 1: Lottery tickets
Chapter 2: Donations
Chapter 3: Buying pointless books

I can make you seen heaven for 2 dollahs, man! 2 dollahs!

I Can Make You.... Give Me All Your Credits!

Chapter 1: That Grabber Looks Good!
Chapter 2: I'll Get Closer To 21 Than That Idiot!
Chapter 3: SCREW IT! I'll Get Room Rights!

I Can Make You ... Hungry!

Chapter 1: Going on Youtube!
Chapter 2: Going in the Fridge!
Chapter 3: Stealing the Cafeteria Lady's weave

I can make you.. Think this book is gonna make you do something

I can make you... Think that I can make something happen to you.

Chapter 1: How I make you think I can make you think I can make you something I
Chapter 2: How I make you think I can make you think I can make you something II
Chapter 3: How I make you think I can make you think I can make you something III
Chapter 4: How I make you think I can make you think I can make you something IV
Chapter 5: How I make you think I can make you think I can make you something V
Chapter 6: You now realize you're an idiot I
Chapter 7: You now realize you're an idiot II
Chapter 8: You now realize you're an idiot III
Chapter 9: You now realize you're an idiot IV
Chapter 10: You now realize you're an idiot V

I can make you Blink.

It only has one chapter:

Show Hide Chapter One.

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I Can Make You Grow Magic Beans!

Chapter One: Buy A Packet of Navy/Haricot Bean Seeds
Chapter Two: Plant Them In Soil
Chapter Three: Leave Them For A While To Grow
Chapter Four: Pick The Beans And Bake Or Stew In Tomato Sauce
Chapter Five: Create A Magic Pong That Sends Everybody In A Fifty Mile Radius Running To The Next County!

I can make you waste 5 seconds of your life

Chapter 1: 1
Chapter 2: 2
Chapter 3: 3
Chapter 4: 4
Chapter 5: 5

I Can Make You

Blurb: The art and process of cloning.

I can make you read this crap

Chapter 1: Please go to chapter 2 for a free holiday to spain
Chapter 2: Please go to chapter 3 to find out how to claim your free holiday
Chapter 3: Please go to chapter 4 to collect another token
Chapter 4: Please go to chapter 5 to collect another token
Chapter 5: We have scammed you, and you have read this, the end.

I can make you see!
-buys book for blind friend-
-finds out only the cover is in braille-

I can make you cake

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I can make you die..... :Naughty:

I can make you spend $20 on this book.