Caption Phrase - Ends 16th September

https://habbox.com/text/glass_red/caption+phrase

I'm actually quite excited to be writing this because this is the first time that I have ever done the Competition's Caption Phrase. The competition is simple, all you need to do is post a funny caption relating to the image below.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-65mYBZa0D9...ush_turkey.jpg

The one which I deem to be the most amusing will win.

Prize: 1 Month VIP + 15 Reputation Points
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" Checking for identity. "

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Bush froze in horror as he realised he had caught his cöck on his zip again.

(referring to the animal though it has a double meaning)

You forgot to wear underwear again

Bush: Wow you're better than my wife at this

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don't make me bite your balls

Bird: Get out of the way president, I've gotta pose for my RSPB photoshoot!

''Well hello there

orgy

"Turkey slapped!"

Bush: Bawk off you chicken!