Mock the Habbox - Ends 30th April

https://habbox.com/text/habbo_old/Mock+the%20Habbox

If you've ever watched Mock the Week (doesn't seem to be as popular as it was when Frankie Boyle was there but let's not get into that), you'll know that at the end there's a 'scenes we'd like to see' round. Sadly, that title is far too long for my competition but that's what we're going to go with here. For this competition, post the funniest answer for the following scenario:

Things Habbox General Management would never say.

The funniest answer will win! Good luck!

Prize: 5 credits + 15 rep
Click here for more information about prizes

We have decided to play good music on HabboxLive.

We are proud to announce the imminent release of Version 7 of Habbox.com!

Our big Summer/Winter event has been organised on time!

Evanora has been hired as Habbox General Manager!

my milkshake bring all the boys to the yard and they're like, it's better than yours

We are the worst fansite in history!

We are going to give every Habbox Staff 1000c on Habbo. :P

Habbox is the most rudest and untrustworthy fan site habbo can ever have, they promised us 1000c and we haven't received it, all the managers stink! THANK GOD that Habbox has and is no longer a habbo fan site!

Laura would never say: ''Wow Matt, it's so big!'' ;) ;)

Hahahahahaha sorry matt ly x @lawrawrrr; @xxMATTGxx;

"I was wrong"...

In recognition of his hard work, Dragga takes over the role of Habbox Help Desk Manager from zebaddi.

We wish him luck in the role! :)

xxMATTGxx has organized an event where non-staff members are put in charge of Habbox for the week. We hold no responsibility for the site crashing at any point during this week.

"Immenseman has returned as AGM (Community)" huehuehue

We are proud to announce, All you DJ's with terrible microphones, BEING POOR IS NOT AN EXCUSE, GO DO SOME WORK AROUND THE HOUSE YA' LAZY *REMOVED*.

Edited by e5 (Forum Super Moderator) - Please do not avoid the forum filter.

lerdulo was the best events organiser to ever exist !! !!!!!

we did it on time

We have an Idea!

!x!dude!x!2 is now Gm congrats on the new role ;)