And... Cut! - Ends 23rd June

http://www.tashload.com/Uploader/uploads//aaJ5x7F.png
I have a friend who's, uhm, well let's just say that clumsy would be an understatement. He's always cutting himself on ridiculous objects. These include crackers (yes, the food item), bowling balls and stairs (how, I have no idea!). I'm sure he's cut himself on a pillow too. We now have an ongoing joke where, whenever I give him something, I'll tell him not to cut himself because the chances of it happening are very high...

For this competition I'd like you to think of the most ridiculous object that he could cut himself on. May the funniest entry win!

Good Luck

Prize: 5 credits + 15 rep
Click here for more information about prizes.

Foam.

JELLY

Cotton candy!

feather :D and snow

BubbleWrap or a Condom.

A grain of sand

Skin.

Urine! Quite the possibility :)

Looking at him self

A really soft puppy

A gust of wind.

Raindrops


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

his Toothbrush :'(

Butter

haha Elliot lol. I wouldn't rule out the air itself.

I feel like he would cut him self on water somehow..

Kim Jong Un, even though pretty much everyone will get cut by him.

http://i58.tinypic.com/2cg1vm0.png

A knife. Simple and quite obvious, yes.

Heck, if he manages to cut himself on crackers and bowling balls, I'd hate to see the chopped off limb he'd have with a knife!

his slippers

nothing.

Hair xD