Unfortunate Fortune Cookies - Ends 2nd September

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21-08-2014, 06:22 PM
Sho

Unfortunate Fortune Cookies - Ends 2nd September

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I don't know much about Fortune Cookies, but, from what I've gathered, the fortunes inside are supposed to tell you about your future (or lack of..). My friends always hope to get good fortunes in them, saying they could use all the luck they can get. I've seen some photos of really bad fortunes online, e.g. "You will die alone and poorly dressed." and "Life will be happy until the end when you pee yourself a lot." - I'd love to see my friends' reactions if they ever got one of them!

For this competition I want you to write your own bad fortune for a fortune cookie, just like the above examples.

May the best entry win!

Prize: 5 credits + 15 rep
Click here for more information about prizes
27-08-2014, 12:48 AM
st4cysmom

"He's just about to propose to you over cheap Chinese. If that isn't a warning sign I don't know what is."
27-08-2014, 12:54 AM
Bloop

"no good fortune for you because your life ends today anyway"
27-08-2014, 02:17 AM
Honor-Branch

you're gonna get got
27-08-2014, 03:05 AM
freelancers

What you ate contained food poisoning. You have 24 hours to find the cure. Good luck!
27-08-2014, 04:48 PM
Lewis

"You will be hacked on Habbo Hotel today..."
27-08-2014, 05:54 PM
=Lizzy

"You just ate dog"
27-08-2014, 06:59 PM
Hannah

I would have the chinese equivalent of 'wasp' for people to look up to find out, only to realise it is completely pointless - unless they get stung by a wasp, then it's a fabulous fortune teller.
29-08-2014, 07:36 PM
MKR&*42

"help, I was the world's only living cookie and now you broke me to pieces x.x"
29-08-2014, 09:57 PM
James

Reading this is a sin.
30-08-2014, 02:11 AM
Matt

Prepare to die
30-08-2014, 05:46 PM
Paige.

this fortune cookie will self destruct in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
31-08-2014, 04:45 PM
Prosiary

"If you read this, all your furniture is now gone!"
02-09-2014, 02:36 AM
Jssy

I cannot help you, I'm just a cookie
02-09-2014, 03:30 PM
BFarnsey

Those who look for advice in cookies are not of sound judgment.
02-09-2014, 03:49 PM
cinur

Your cookie had poison in it you have 2 hours to live
02-09-2014, 07:07 PM
Reality

"Er... you wasted your money on this? Hahaha!!11!!1!1!!!"
17-09-2014, 12:02 AM
Yupt

Congratulations to @Paige. who won this competition with the following entry!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paige.

this fortune cookie will self destruct in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

Please head over to this thread and find out how to claim your prize.