The "In My Car Game"

basically you add a word/phrase e.g

In my car i have a clump of hair
then the next person puts;
In my car i have a clump of hair and a robot e.c.t

OK I'll start:

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender

:s Why 'you double posting..?

lmao fun game :P

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body.

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong.

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days. :P

n my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese.

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armsrong


....What?!?!

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days.

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a **********.

Dan, you have to continue from the last post. So..

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days.

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days. And a big pie was eaten up

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days. And a big pie was eaten up by a 12-yr-old fat girl whos name

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days. And a big pie was eaten up by a 12-yr-old fat girl whos name was Bob

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days. And a big pie was eaten up by a 12-yr-old fat girl whos name was Bob. she was starving and when she saw a chocolate bar,

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days. And a big pie was eaten up by a 12-yr-old fat girl whos name was Bob. she was starving and when she saw a chocolate bar, but she didn't have any money.

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days. And a big pie was eaten up by a 12-yr-old fat girl whos name was Bob. she was starving and when she saw a chocolate bar, but she didn't have any money.so

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days. And a big pie was eaten up by a 12-yr-old fat girl whos name was Bob. she was starving and when she saw a chocolate bar, but she didn't have any money. And Your Mums lipstick which is smudged all over the window

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days. And a big pie was eaten up by a 12-yr-old fat girl whos name was Bob. she was starving and when she saw a chocolate bar, but she didn't have any money. And Your Mums lipstick which is smudged all over the window. And also someone replaced a seat with a toilet.

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days. And a big pie was eaten up by a 12-yr-old fat girl whos name was Bob. she was starving and when she saw a chocolate bar, but she didn't have any money. And Your Mums lipstick which is smudged all over the window. And also someone replaced a seat with a toilet and pie, boy do I love pie ;)

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days. And a big pie was eaten up by a 12-yr-old fat girl whos name was Bob. she was starving and when she saw a chocolate bar, but she didn't have any money. And Your Mums lipstick which is smudged all over the window. And also someone replaced a seat with a toilet and pie, boy do I love pie ;) Your grandmas bra was found under the backseat.

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days. And a big pie was eaten up by a 12-yr-old fat girl whos name was Bob. she was starving and when she saw a chocolate bar, but she didn't have any money. And Your Mums lipstick which is smudged all over the window. And also someone replaced a seat with a toilet and pie, boy do I love pie Your grandmas bra was found under the backseat with her undies and your grandfathers purple inhaler.

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days. And a big pie was eaten up by a 12-yr-old fat girl whos name was Bob. she was starving and when she saw a chocolate bar, but she didn't have any money. And Your Mums lipstick which is smudged all over the window. And also someone replaced a seat with a toilet and pie, boy do I love pie Your grandmas bra was found under the backseat with her undies and your grandfathers purple inhaler blar blar blar

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days. And a big pie was eaten up by a 12-yr-old fat girl whos name was Bob. she was starving and when she saw a chocolate bar, but she didn't have any money. And Your Mums lipstick which is smudged all over the window. And also someone replaced a seat with a toilet and pie, boy do I love pie Your grandmas bra was found under the backseat with her undies and your grandfathers purple inhaler blar blar blar rye bread

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days. And a big pie was eaten up by a 12-yr-old fat girl whos name was Bob. she was starving and when she saw a chocolate bar, but she didn't have any money. And Your Mums lipstick which is smudged all over the window. And also someone replaced a seat with a toilet and pie, boy do I love pie Your grandmas bra was found under the backseat with her undies and your grandfathers purple inhaler blar blar blar rye bread end of a Story and Crashed

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days. And a big pie was eaten up by a 12-yr-old fat girl whos name was Bob. she was starving and when she saw a chocolate bar, but she didn't have any money. And Your Mums lipstick which is smudged all over the window. And also someone replaced a seat with a toilet and pie, boy do I love pie Your grandmas bra was found under the backseat with her undies and your grandfathers purple inhaler blar blar blar rye bread end of a Story and Crashed, then i saw a wet smelly tuna fish fly across the sky eating a banana

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days. And a big pie was eaten up by a 12-yr-old fat girl whos name was Bob. she was starving and when she saw a chocolate bar, but she didn't have any money. And Your Mums lipstick which is smudged all over the window. And also someone replaced a seat with a toilet and pie, boy do I love pie Your grandmas bra was found under the backseat with her undies and your grandfathers purple inhaler blar blar blar rye bread end of a Story and Crashed, then i saw a wet smelly tuna fish fly across the sky eating a banana what was Brown

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days. And a big pie was eaten up by a 12-yr-old fat girl whos name was Bob. she was starving and when she saw a chocolate bar, but she didn't have any money. And Your Mums lipstick which is smudged all over the window. And also someone replaced a seat with a toilet and pie, boy do I love pie Your grandmas bra was found under the backseat with her undies and your grandfathers purple inhaler blar blar blar rye bread end of a Story and Crashed, then i saw a wet smelly tuna fish fly across the sky eating a banana what was Brown, another car with all the above in,

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days. And a big pie was eaten up by a 12-yr-old fat girl whos name was Bob. she was starving and when she saw a chocolate bar, but she didn't have any money. And Your Mums lipstick which is smudged all over the window. And also someone replaced a seat with a toilet and pie, boy do I love pie Your grandmas bra was found under the backseat with her undies and your grandfathers purple inhaler blar blar blar rye bread end of a Story and Crashed, then i saw a wet smelly tuna fish fly across the sky eating a banana what was Brown, another car with all the above in, moses

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days. And a big pie was eaten up by a 12-yr-old fat girl whos name was Bob. she was starving and when she saw a chocolate bar, but she didn't have any money. And Your Mums lipstick which is smudged all over the window. And also someone replaced a seat with a toilet and pie, boy do I love pie Your grandmas bra was found under the backseat with her undies and your grandfathers purple inhaler blar blar blar rye bread end of a Story and Crashed, then i saw a wet smelly tuna fish fly across the sky eating a banana what was Brown, another car with all the above in, moses, moses' goldfish

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days. And a big pie was eaten up by a 12-yr-old fat girl whos name was Bob. she was starving and when she saw a chocolate bar, but she didn't have any money. And Your Mums lipstick which is smudged all over the window. And also someone replaced a seat with a toilet and pie, boy do I love pie Your grandmas bra was found under the backseat with her undies and your grandfathers purple inhaler blar blar blar rye bread end of a Story and Crashed, then i saw a wet smelly tuna fish fly across the sky eating a banana what was Brown, another car with all the above in, moses, moses' goldfish's dog

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days. And a big pie was eaten up by a 12-yr-old fat girl whos name was Bob. she was starving and when she saw a chocolate bar, but she didn't have any money. And Your Mums lipstick which is smudged all over the window. And also someone replaced a seat with a toilet and pie, boy do I love pie Your grandmas bra was found under the backseat with her undies and your grandfathers purple inhaler blar blar blar rye bread end of a Story and Crashed, then i saw a wet smelly tuna fish fly across the sky eating a banana what was Brown, another car with all the above in, moses, moses' goldfish's dog's grandad

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In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days. And a big pie was eaten up by a 12-yr-old fat girl whos name was Bob. she was starving and when she saw a chocolate bar, but she didn't have any money. And Your Mums lipstick which is smudged all over the window. And also someone replaced a seat with a toilet and pie, boy do I love pie Your grandmas bra was found under the backseat with her undies and your grandfathers purple inhaler blar blar blar rye bread end of a Story and Crashed, then i saw a wet smelly tuna fish fly across the sky eating a banana what was Brown, another car with all the above in, moses, moses' goldfish's dog's grandad and some weed!

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days. And a big pie was eaten up by a 12-yr-old fat girl whos name was Bob. she was starving and when she saw a chocolate bar, but she didn't have any money. And Your Mums lipstick which is smudged all over the window. And also someone replaced a seat with a toilet and pie, boy do I love pie Your grandmas bra was found under the backseat with her undies and your grandfathers purple inhaler blar blar blar rye bread end of a Story and Crashed, then i saw a wet smelly tuna fish fly across the sky eating a banana what was Brown, another car with all the above in, moses, moses' goldfish's dog's grandad, weed, jesus

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days. And a big pie was eaten up by a 12-yr-old fat girl whos name was Bob. she was starving and when she saw a chocolate bar, but she didn't have any money. And Your Mums lipstick which is smudged all over the window. And also someone replaced a seat with a toilet and pie, boy do I love pie Your grandmas bra was found under the backseat with her undies and your grandfathers purple inhaler blar blar blar rye bread end of a Story and Crashed, then i saw a wet smelly tuna fish fly across the sky eating a banana what was Brown, another car with all the above in, moses, moses' goldfish's dog's grandad, weed, jesus, allah

In my car I have a pot of yoghurt and a blender and a dead cat and a dead body and your grandad's thong which he didnt wash for days and a prison convict and a spoon with mouldy cottage cheese and a naked Billie Joe Armstrong and another one of your grandad's thongs which he didn't wash for days. And a big pie was eaten up by a 12-yr-old fat girl whos name was Bob. she was starving and when she saw a chocolate bar, but she didn't have any money. And Your Mums lipstick which is smudged all over the window. And also someone replaced a seat with a toilet and pie, boy do I love pie Your grandmas bra was found under the backseat with her undies and your grandfathers purple inhaler blar blar blar rye bread end of a Story and Crashed, then i saw a wet smelly tuna fish fly across the sky eating a banana what was Brown, another car with all the above in, moses, moses' goldfish's dog's grandad, weed, jesus, allah, me