Newtivity - Ends 16th December

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I'm pretty sure that every person reading this has heard of the story of the nativity and how the three wise men brought gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh to baby Jesus when he was born. However, I do remember that when I was younger that I had absolutely no clue what frankincense or myrrh were and even today I still wonder what good those gifts are to a new born baby.

So, for this competition, I would like you to suggest three gifts that could be given to baby Jesus if the Nativity was set in modern day.

Prize: 5 Credits and 15 Rep

an iphone 6s, 50 gbs on habbo hotel, a t-shirt advertising habbox.com/comps

A Segway so they don't need the donkey anymore, a mobile phone so they can look on Trip Advisor before choosing which 5 star stable to go in next time they have a baby and a portable DVD player to keep him occupied whilst his mum gets pregnant without having sex again.

Calvin Klein cologne, a pack of panadol and a playstation/xbox

nursery rocking chair made out of gold
a special edition aston martin buggy
3ct diamond pacifier

I would give him a tube of ''No More Nails'' then he couldnt be cruisified, id also give him some peanut butter to put on the bread he broke, and some Heinz 57 varieties for the last supper!

Selfiestick so he can take pics with the homies in da crib.
Spotify to get turnt to.
Yearly subscription to Taco Bell.

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a laptop - to watch some good banging music videos on and play habbo hotel
bike - to get around better then that stupid donkey
food - who doesnt want food?

1. iphone 6s plus 64 gbs
2. jordans
3. snapback

bc jesu gotta look fresh yanno

Netflix, Spotify and Hulu. Obviously.

1gb on habbo
100 habbox tokens
3 raffle tickets

goals right

a babygrow
slippers
a hat

my heart, a blanket I made from scratch, and a lullaby song

a snapback, aviators and pair of flashy buzz lightyear shoes

Hebrew Scriptures e-book
Private Jet to reach the various areas he must travel to
Online YouTube account to spread awareness of God

Uh, a pacifer, a baby blanket, and a bottle of milk?
What would a baby do with a Netflix subscription?!