Table Tales - Ends 29th February

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March is quickly approaching which means it's time for my family's annual dinner party where everyone gathers at my uncle's house to share our experiences of the year so far and discuss just about everything that's going on in each other's lives. It's quite fun really, I learn a lot about my family just from that one dinner party each year however there's always one person who tries to make conversation about something nobody else really wants to talk about.

For this competition, I'd like you suggest something that would be a weird conversation topic for my family member's to talk about at the dinner table of our annual meeting. The entry which I think would be the weirdest conversation topic will be the winner!

Prize: 5 Credits, 2 Raffle Tickets and 15 Rep

new competition :) Xx

isis

andrea pirlo's beard

genital warts

andrews mum is a nurse and frequently talks about the Bristol Stool Chart (a scale of poop and its moistness) at the dinner table

its grim

shes like 'oh this guy poo'd on me today, it was easily a 7'


youd have fun talking about that xxx

Blue waffle


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Sex.............

What were their weirdest relationships in their lives.
that'll be quiet funny and enjoyable

Not even joking I was out last weekend with the family out for dinner. My brother was talking about his girlfriend and it turned into SEX TALK. I was so embarrassed if people heard (the people behind did). Me and my mum were like STOP we don't wanna know and my dads crackling up :l

The consistency of your most recent poop

The atrocities of the Catholic church throughout the ages

My broken leg

how someone can be so obsessed with 1975

how good the new album made by the 1975 is

their sexual experience and how they fingered and had sex each other and make it super awkward by talking about how they snogged and how they had you and your siblings.X

tbh any type of tal at our dinner table turns into something awks
dont even know why half the time

worst thing to talk about is your personal opinion on things
say if you say
oh i dont really like this gravy, i wont have any next time
cos then it'd be like
OMG UR NEVER HAVING ANY EVERY AGAIN GET OUT etc

Talking about the toilet?

talking about your future lol eg boyfriend girlfriend getting married

How successful Trump is in the current elections.

Id have to say habbo, like your mum works in a habbo hospital talking about her patients, your dad in the habbo FBI talking about how he got promoted to Special Agent!

prosiary n the 1975

Someone talks about them getting drunk having too many drinks tells everyone that he's been sick last night after drinking all them drinks he carrys on talking about it. Everyone tells him to stop but then they get put off

penis size.

Rocks... apparently people are not interested in the formation of economical valued minerals or about how to tell which rock is
which....

My Female Problems

Donald Trumps foreign policy....