Fantasy Fortune - Ends 20th March

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Recently I've been eating far too much takeaway from my local chinese chippy, I've even been having it so often that it feels like I have it every other night of the week because it's just too delicious to say no! Although the food is delicious, my favourite thing about ordering chinese will always be the fortune cookies, every single time that I crack one open I'm anticipating the day I'll finally open one to the perfect fortune.

For this competition I want you to tell me the best fortune that you could find inside a fortune cookie. May the best fortune win!

Prize: 5 Credits, 2 Raffle Tickets & 15 Rep

Your going to get married in heaven

that ill never have toe surgery

that i am going to meet the 1975

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drop dead

a family of my own

"this is bullshit stop readin"

"All your debt has been paid for and more"

"Its Christmas soon!!!!"

You'll get that promotion to the top!

Congratulations you get to spend one night in a pent house apartment with Angelina Jole dressed as tomb raider.