[Easter] Easter Crackers - Ends 1st April

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The other day, I was looking around in a shop when I came across some crackers, as in the ones that you get at Christmas. However, these crackers were Easter based and within these crackers, there was a hat, an Easter toy and also an Easter themed joke. Just one of the jokes that I read was incredibly cheesy... "Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!"

For this competition I want you to come up with an Easter Joke that is very cheesy and corny, the most cheesy/corny joke will win.


Prize: 1 Week VIP, 2 Raffle Tickets, 15 Rep & 20 Easter Eggs
Each person who enters will also receive 1 Easter Egg

Bump! New comp x

What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny

What kind of jewelry do Easter bunny wear? A: 14 carrot gold.

What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards? A receding hareline.

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket? The Easter Barney!

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What’s the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? Hare mail!

Why was the father Easter egg so strict? He was hard-boiled.

What dit the rabbits do after their wedding? Went to their Bunnymoon!

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One says "crikey mate it's a bit hot in here" and the other one says

Show Hide

"shit me! A talking a egg!"

Show Hide Don't look if easily offended

Why doesn't the Easter Bunny make noise when he has sex?
Because he has cotton balls.

What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear? You need an eggsplanation!