Awkward Conversation

What's the most awkward conversation you've ever had with your parents?

Any time my parents mention my old neighbour is pretty bloody awkward for a variety of reasons.

telling my mom that i wasnt a virgin

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Originally Posted by dbgtz

Any time my parents mention my old neighbour is pretty bloody awkward for a variety of reasons.

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Why?

Telling them I'm a bender.

My awkward conversation was with my father only and because I told him I was a homosexual. He had convinced himself that it wasn't true. It took me like two weeks for him to believe that I was gay. He was more in hysterics than anything.

whenever they come out with any information regarding their sex life
its usually completely unprovoked

It's not too bad, but I thought I would put it in a spoiler just in case.

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One of the most awkward was the other day. I'm going on holiday tomorrow and should have been due on my period from yesterday, but my mum assumed that I would just finish it by the time I went away - I said no, it's my patch free week when I'm away, and who really wants that trouble when they're on holiday? So I found out I could delay my period, and then my mum comes out with "have you made love?" (talking about me and my boyfriend) and in those situations I can't really lie so I said yes. At first she told me to start my period early (if I could), and she then came out with "Oh then don't start your period early, if you've done that NEVER MIND." Then she goes on about how I'd be unprotected starting it early blah, blah and I informed her we used a second form of protection with condoms, she goes "well I didn't know." and then she comes out with "Why do you use condoms?" So yeah that was pretty awkward for me.

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Originally Posted by Samanfa

It's not too bad, but I thought I would put it in a spoiler just in case.

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One of the most awkward was the other day. I'm going on holiday tomorrow and should have been due on my period from yesterday, but my mum assumed that I would just finish it by the time I went away - I said no, it's my patch free week when I'm away, and who really wants that trouble when they're on holiday? So I found out I could delay my period, and then my mum comes out with "have you made love?" (talking about me and my boyfriend) and in those situations I can't really lie so I said yes. At first she told me to start my period early (if I could), and she then came out with "Oh then don't start your period early, if you've done that NEVER MIND." Then she goes on about how I'd be unprotected starting it early blah, blah and I informed her we used a second form of protection with condoms, she goes "well I didn't know." and then she comes out with "Why do you use condoms?" So yeah that was pretty awkward for me.

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Oh my god it sounds like such a lengthy conversation as well. Think I would keel over and die in that situation.

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Originally Posted by Chris

Telling them I'm a bender.

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this

When my mum asked me if I enjoy sex and tried to give me advice to make it better

That was pretty awkward

When my mum was 99% sure i was a lesbian and in a relationship with my best friend (who is a known lesbian).

When I came out to my mom. I literally started crying as i was telling her it was so awks.

Yeah, the whole coming out thing I did on the phone, I rang them whilst sat in my car crying the entire time and the only thing they replied with was, 'well, at least you're not pregnant'. I got so worked up over nothing in the end, but the build up was hella awkward.

i've never really had an awkward conversation with my parents. in fact i can't really think of one i've had with anyone. it's a bit strange, though, because i don't really feel awkward at all. there are times things happen and i know i should feel awkward and i can feel that the other person is feeling awkward (e.g. during "awkward" silences, or when i've said something they didn't expect), but for me it's just... nothing. my ex bf's mam found used condoms in his room when we were together and a pregnancy test (saying i wasn't pregnant, just to clarify) and started talking to me about other methods of contraception we could use if i'm worried about getting pregnant and started to ask me how active we are etc, which i know should have been awkward because it was our first proper conversation too, but i didn't care and idk if that's weird or not lmao

Not really a conversation, but my mum was once like 'well you two have never had sex in your bed... have you?' and it was kind of awkward because obviously we had, and she thought I was just an angel who wouldn't use his willy

I am yet to have what I foresee to likely be the most awkward conversation in my life, I am not entirely certain I intend to have it, not the bravest of people in the world. However at present the most awkward conversation would of been when my mum asked if I was having sex, its not just something I discuss with anyone.

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Originally Posted by Flairr

I am yet to have what I foresee to likely be the most awkward conversation in my life, I am not entirely certain I intend to have it, not the bravest of people in the world. However at present the most awkward conversation would of been when my mum asked if I was having sex, its not just something I discuss with anyone.

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What do you foresee to be the most awkward?