#2 Lets Make One Together.

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Chapter#1

Today at home was boring. I had no one to play with. And all i do is sit by the river and throw stones in it. But it was diffrent today. As i was sitting by the river a girl came to me and sat beside me. ''Hi, Im Kimmy'' she said. ''Hi im Addie.'' I replied. ''So how old are you?'' Kimmy asked. ''Thirteen'' I said. ''Cool, me too.'' she said smiling. ''Im moving up there'' and she pointed next door to my house. ''I live in the middle.'' I said. So we started talking blah blah blah and at five o'clock i went in. I went to the dinner table and my five year old twin brothers were fighting again. ''I met a girl whos moving next door.'' I said to my mum. ''Really? Thats amazing.'' My mum said. After dinner i went into my room. I just drawed then went to bed.

:O Theef! Lmao o well

So I got up off my bed and looked out of the window at midnight because all I could her was scallys laffing and smell the faint smell of smoke, I coughed because my asthma was terrible. I looked out of the window and saw ALL of my friends and Kimmy outside :O Smoking!
I took one look at Kimmy and though
This girl is Bad News
I decided I would play along with her stupid game, I would trip her up BEFORE she tripped me up!

So the next day i was pretending to be sick.Kimmy came up and asked how i felt. ''Ok'' I replied. ''Look, I smoke wanna join?'' She whispered. ''Yea ill go and get one'' I said. So i ran into my little brothers room (Dylan and Cody) and got a fake ***. I went in and there she was SMOKING. ''Look, Kimmy,'' I said and chucked the fakey away. ''What?'' She said furiosly. ''Im not smoking'' I said. ''FINE!'' She screeched and left. At night Dylan came into my room. ''Addie? I had a bad dream'' He sobbed. ''Come in here then'' I said. Dylan always has nightmares and comes beside me. I think its cute actually.

"I dreamt that Kimmy came in through my window and started muttering about stupid stupid addie and how you would show her :( But that can't happen because Kimmys your FRIEND"
"Yes... best of friends... Why don't you go back to bed?"
"Ok, night night:)"
I know I shouldn't because it was night time, but I had to go and see Kimmy. I popped down and walked out into the wind
I knew exactly where i was going

I turned and walked down Kimmy's porch.
My hair was moving with the wind and i wrapped up in my jumper to keep warm.
I knocked on the door and Kimmie's mum answered.
"Hello, theres something i need to tell you about Kimmy"

"Come inside I'll make you some tea."
So I sat indoors.
"You know my brother... Thompkin?"
I nodded.
"He-He's not my brother..."
"What?"
"Yes, he's... WE'VE BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR OK! HES NOT MY BROTHER, WE WERE HAVING AFFAIR WE SLEPT TOGETHER HES KIMIS FATHER OK!"
"So you pretend he's your brother..."
"I couldn't tell Steve! And I couldn't stop Thmpkin from seeing his daughter!"
"Is the affair-"
"No. No it's long over, After I'd had Kimmy I decided not to but..."
"But what?"
"We went out last week for dinner to talk about Kimmy."
"And..."
"I couldn't resist him. I slept with him... And Kimmy caught us! Thats why she's been so different lately, Imagine catchin your mum in bed with your 'Uncle' When you have a father!"

Then .. I ***** kimmy with all my might .. The end Lmao sorri jk

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Hem kimmy ran downstairs screeching and



uh ill finish later i need a shower

Kimmy ran down the stairs into the basement and the I ran inside her house with a razor sharp knife. I ran downstairs and saw her hiding in a corner..i started poking her with a knife untill she started bleeding massivly..I shoved the whole knife into her throat and when i took it out, blood rushed and gushed out..

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Originally Posted by ReInfected

Kimmy ran down the stairs into the basement and the I ran inside her house with a razor sharp knife. I ran downstairs and saw her hiding in a corner..i started poking her with a knife untill she started bleeding massivly..I shoved the whole knife into her throat and when i took it out, blood rushed and gushed out..

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Then i walked along my streey carrying her dead body in my school bag when i seen a pensioner man *****ing a dog and duck at the same time.
i threw my home mad missile at him which was a chocol;ate violin and the old man caught played it and eat it :o
Turns out it wasnt an old man it was ............................ SUPERMAN !

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Originally Posted by davey-boy

Then i walked along my streey carrying her dead body in my school bag when i seen a pensioner man *****ing a dog and duck at the same time.
i threw my home mad missile at him which was a chocol;ate violin and the old man caught played it and eat it :o
Turns out it wasnt an old man it was ............................ SUPERMAN !

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Then i found out superman was gay. he chased me down the street with the body in my bag and then caughtme. he started to but **** me and it felt goooooooooooodddd, so i moaned and moaned and moaned untill i started screaming.

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your a sick load of idiots.

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Originally Posted by CursedHeart

your a sick load of idiots.

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ahahahahhaha

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Originally Posted by ReInfected

Then i found out superman was gay. he chased me down the street with the body in my bag and then caughtme. he started to but **** me and it felt goooooooooooodddd, so i moaned and moaned and moaned untill i started screaming.

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Then batman ran in with a gimp costume on and he was stoned out of his tree :D and then he picked up robin and murdered him with a swift chop with his samurai sword :D and chases superman and bummed him :O

urgh yoo dirty minded!

Why thank you :D
Anyway , Batman catches superman and then bums him and arnold schawrznegger runs in and statrts ******* batman :O

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Originally Posted by davey-boy

Why thank you :D
Anyway , Batman catches superman and then bums him and arnold schawrznegger runs in and statrts ******* batman :O

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batman finishes early and flies around town for bit. He sees wonder woman, legs apart, on a rooftop. 'OOOhhh' Batman thinks, 'Wouldn't mind a piece of that chocolate cake!'. He flies over to her and proceeds to do the hokey cokey. Again, he finishes early. Wonder woman, shocked and appaled, turns to the invisible man and asks 'What was that Bat dude doing behind you?'

'Don't ask', the invisible man replied, 'but it was goooooooooood.'

In the meantime, a lonely old man is watching repeats of Countdown on C4. He doesn't know it, but in a few seconds, he will become our new superhero...

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Originally Posted by Forest-Law

batman finishes early and flies around town for bit. He sees wonder woman, legs apart, on a rooftop. 'OOOhhh' Batman thinks, 'Wouldn't mind a piece of that chocolate cake!'. He flies over to her and proceeds to do the hokey cokey. Again, he finishes early. Wonder woman, shocked and appaled, turns to the invisible man and asks 'What was that Bat dude doing behind you?'

'Don't ask', the invisible man replied, 'but it was goooooooooood.'

In the meantime, a lonely old man is watching repeats of Countdown on C4. He doesn't know it, but in a few seconds, he will become our new superhero...

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The old man finds a viagra tablet :O he pops it and suddenyl starts dancing :D The new superhero is called dancing **** :O

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OMG UR ALL IMATURE. I MADE THIS THREAD SO WE CAN MAKE A STORY AND ADD DIFF CHAPTERS! JUST CLOSE THIS THREAD BECAUSE ALL OF YOU ARE IMATURE EXCAPET EMILY (ELECTRICMORNINGS) AND XHANNX :(:(:@:@:@:@:@

My name is Emily too...
*ahem*

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Then I snorted some parosetamol and all was right with the world.... XD

The Endieh!

You can't close the thread man, and it's not your story! Most of it was made by habboxers who want to have a little fun! RELAX!

I WANT IT CLOSED! BECAUSE YOO ARE ALL IMATUE EXCEPT THE PEOPLE I SAID! I DIDNT WANT RUDE,SWEARING OR JUST PLAIN STUPID!

Oh no! I am being insulted! ARGH *burns* I'm not imature, I'm just a lil goofy. No need to blow a fuse...

Lol. But nearly all these people are acting like 5 year olds!

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Originally Posted by davey-boy

The old man finds a viagra tablet :O he pops it and suddenyl starts dancing :D The new superhero is called dancing **** :O

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Then when he got home, he started bouncing off the walls, a worried neighbour phoned the police, blue lights flashed again the window, and a loud bellowing texan voice shouted, 'DUDE, COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP', news reporters gathered round, batman came running out of the house, but all he was wearing was...HIS ITSY BITSY MASK.
News stations hurried to block out his willy-winkle, complaints came flooding in, the whole county was in shock, batman was tranquilized and had an allergic reaction to the tranquilizer, he turned into a BEAST, he was roaring and growing at the minute, the town ran for their lives, he crushed building, threw cars, and then..what, he was dancing to his ipod nano, he applied the speakers, a the slow beats of Marvin Gaye's "Lets get it onnn", came flooding out the speakers, beasty batman began making humping motions against a crumbling building, he ordered the town to follow, everyone stood, groaning and thrusting their bodys into the air, it was a relaxed evening for the town of 'Doo-kingdom' that night, and then beasty batman was elected president, and everybody started to worship him.