What is the Least Intelligent Action or Quote You Have Heard From a Teacher?

[Snowboarding]

What is the Least Intelligent Action or Quote You Have Heard From a Teacher?

In grade two, when I was 6 or 7 my teacher told the class that the distance of a side of a square is equal to the distance of the diagonal from one corner to the opposite corner. I told her that she was wrong and she argued. The majourity of the class piped up and said "She's a teacher - she's right, you're wrong". So I went to the front of the class and drew and square with right angles and equal sides (We didn't even learn angles in grade two :p). I then drew the diagonal and measured the side of the square and the diagonal, proving that the diagonal is longer than the side. It's ironic because just by looking at the diagonal you can tell it's longer without messaure :rolleyes:

[partie2]

well my teacher in science said that you got a birth mark becuase thats where you get pinched when you are born which is wrong and when i was in ict before i went to my teacher my mouse dont work and he goes ok click file i was like my mouse dont work so i carnt and he didnt know what to do lol! :p

[FRISC0]

Well, yesterday i was at school doing tech, and we had to do 3 ideas for this tech wood thing :s, but i said to my teacher "we have already done this last lesson" so he ignores me, and talks over me on purpose then at the end i show him that work i did last lesson, and he sais "wow these ideas are brilliant, why did you tell me Jamie!. I thought you were joking about doinbg the work" then i was like.. All these faces together: :s >=O >.< -.-' ARGH!

[Jinxxed]

This supply in Science is like " You may have done circuits in Year 6.."

(Ten seconds later)

"And Year 5 Miss !"

She replied...

"Who's the clever boy ?! If you let me finish my sentence I could've said Year 5 !"

And the class is like w/e :p

[Snowboarding]

I once had to help my teacher pronounce a word in grade 4 it was hilarious

[Jasmin]

Haha, that happended to me, My fat old grade 3 teacher Miss Peirce (rhymes with another word for wee wee :rolleyes: ) and she was reading Carries war, and then shes topped, and made an excuse she had to go somewhere and she told me to carry on, haha
and the word was Hepzibah

[dannyboymed]

My maths teacher wrote this on the board once, 3-1 = 1

What's scary is that we were in first year (Age group 12-14) and he really shoulda been qualified...

[Michael.]

During a class the other day...

Teacher: Michael, how's your cousin?
Me: She's 19 months old today.
Teacher: Oh! Are you having a party for her?
Me: No...
Teacher: Why not?!
Me: Because she's only 19 months
Teacher: Oh well, I guess they don't know at this age. *Pauses* Did you get a cake for her?
Me: Why?
Teacher: It's her birthday!
Me: No it isn't - She's only 19 months!! About 1 & a half!

That one was a good one. Oh yeah, Our science teacher once said that we had to do a project on global warming, and then we were going to have a mass debate about it in class.

You may have to read that one aloud to get it! And a supply teacher told us to 'Cut the ****' once, then she told a racist joke, IN A CATHOLIC SCHOOL! Heh - She was home before lunch!

[?-Doc-?]

Ok ... We were doing algerbra, the hard stuff. Not those easy ones, you primary people, juniors do. We didnt do excercise 1D (as the whole class agreed) and the teacher said "We did it LAST lesson".
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We do all our working out in our books, and there WAS no 1D in OUR books.
The whole lesson (Half) we argued about it. Until the class gave up.
Everyone was like :@ :s :@ And the teacher was the same.
Sometimes teachers are so forgetful/stupid. They shouldnt even be employed.

[Steph]

Well you know them CGP revision books? Well we all got one in maths and everyone started laughing coz at the back it said "Shake well before use" (and if you know them CGP, they put a witty instruction kinda things at the back to take the mick e.g "Animals are never used to test our products - only children" , "A number of trees were harmed in the making of this book" etc you get the picture) and Miss were like "What's funny?" we told her and she were like "No, it's meant to say that coz sometimes you need to shake them incase theres any loose paper in it" lmao soo funny we were like THEY ARE WINDING US UP!!