Fav movie quotes?

[Jase]

Lols, mine has gotta be this from i robot

-Sneezes-......... Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshizer :p

[Joe.]

lol, that one is funny

and this one out of ice age

*nice try bucktooth*

*so you think im a liar?*
*i didnt say that*
*but you were thinking it*
*i dont like this guy he reads minds*

[mynameishelen!]

Lols, mine has gotta be this from i robot

-Sneezes-......... Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshizer :p

Lol i used to use that on here all the time ;D
I like Fat B*stards from Austin Powers

"GET IN MY BELLY"

[ssricky]

best quote ever from old school lets goooo streakkinngn woooo ;]

[Mr.Big]

Do the chickens have large talons?

[Addie]

''Cindy, This **** is messing up my floor!'' Scary Movie 3

''Cindy, The TV's leaking'' Also SM3

''Thank you, I'll be nice now'' ''Really?'' ''NAH IM JUST *****IN WITH YA'' SM3

[Outcast]

TINA YOU FAT LARD

[twitty01]

Mean Girls :

Regina: OMG!! I love your shirt whered you get it??
Girl: it was my mums in the sixties
Regina: Vintige Kool!
Regina to Cady: That is the most ugliest effing shirt i have ever seen

[Rashelly]

From beetlejuice, Adam asks what Betelegeuse's qualifications are, his reply:
"Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?"
The way he says it just cracks me up.
Alos, I kinda like
"How happy is the blameless Vestal's lot, the world forgetting, by the world forgot, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, aach prayer accepted and each wish resigned"
from Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind.

[RedStratocas]

Not Another Teen Movie:

During football game:
*Guy misses kick, ruins the game and everyone is silent*
*Guy stands up and starts slowly clapping, getting faster. Everyone looks at him*
Girl: "You cant just start the clapping during any time during a teen movie, it has to be the right moment"
Guy: "How will I know its the right moment?"
Girl: "Oh, you'll know"

Haha, you kinda have to see it for it to be funny.