What if?

[brodeo]

Thursday Winner: Cheep.
[i am cheep. if you are wondering and this is my winning entry]

The year was '07. The place was habbo. The plasto was popular. The start of a new era. Heidster was now as wacky as the rest of them fools and Callie was on her last legs as hotel manager.

She needed to get her popularity ratings back up - she needed a new rare. Lucky.. or rather unlucky for her Dionysus had a plan - the time master. It would've been a first for the hotel, a real working grandfather clock, for every habbo for 25 credits. Callie hugged Dionysus and called it 'genius'. She waved her magic wand and so it was. The Time Master - Turn Back Time. Callie was ecstatic as she browsed the habbo rooms, nearly every one having it's own grandfather clock, so ecstatic in fact she threw and office party. The invitations were sent out and the food was prepared.

~1 heure a lateure~

The party was a go with Callie celebrating her re-election over habbo by watching big Al trying to fit as many cheese straws up his nose as possible. Meanwhile a calculating Dionysus was in the girls lavatories, door locked, cackling.
"MWUHAHAHAHAHA!" He bellowed, "I SHALL NAME YOU THE ****-IS. TIME AND RELATIVE DIONYSUS... something."
He ripped off the black sheet to reveal the time master! But housed inside the compartment where the pendulum should have been was the dreaded orb of doooooooom (OMGZ!!11).
"Finally, after a year of building, rebuilding and re-rebuilding, the orb of doom can control time and space by using my little invention THE TIME MASTER."
With that he squeezed inside the door, tucked in his bunny ears and with a flash of light was gone.

RIIIINNNNNGGGG. Callie's PDA alarm had woke her up. She was lying on the office floor, which was littered with the rest of the staff members. Some party, she thought. She slapped both of Impetuous' cheeks but she wouldn't wake - all of the staff were out cold. But where was Dionysus? With that she logged onto her PC and went onto habbo... i mean GENO HOTEL. It was a grey, bleak sight. Every room was filled with brown plasto, painted grey and swarming with GENO recruits. What had happened?
"That's it!"
And with that she swung off her spinney chair and lunged for the cupboards. She took out a box of Jaffa Cakes, then took an extra 4 just incase. After a short rumbling she pulled out Dionysus' blue prints for the ****-IS. he realised what had happened - Dionysus had gone back in time and altered the infrastructure of habbo hotel using the orb of D00M. Another few boxes of Jaffa Cakes later Callie jumped into her newly made CARDIS and raged back in time.

It was '02. It was such a grim sight. The hotel was all GENO-FIED. She had to find Dionysus and sort things out. She would have to go to the dreaded... Sonicmouse.
"Hi." Callie whispered.
"Hello, who are you?" Sonicmouse asked.
"Who am i!? Look at the bad..." Callie didn't have a badge, Dionysus must have scrapped them all, "Look i need your help!"
"What's in it for me?" He asked.
"I can tell your future." Callie replied.
"So what do you want me to do? Find DIONYSUS? HA!" He laughed.
"Urm... yes." Callie worried, sonicmouse was laughing.
"Impossible." He replied.
"Can you at least try?" She begged.
"Ok, i'll do my best." Sonicmouse said.
And so, in a few hours time sonicmouse had pinpointed Dionysus hotel co-ordinates. Callie was so pleased.
"So what's my future?" He asked.
"Oh, um... in a few months time you will disappear from the face of the hotel, never to return until a badly written halloween quest brings you back for a week."
"Fair enough." He said. And with that she was gone.

She opened the mode hatch of Dionysus Labs™. It was a bleak room, with the only colour being the throne in the corner with Dionysus perched on top.
"I expected you." He said maliciously.
"But why?" She asked.
"Because you wouldn't make brown plasto a rare, that's why!" Said an angered Dionysus.
"Can we reach negotiation?" Callie pondered.
"NO! I LIKE THIS HOTEL HOW IT IS NOW!" Said Dionysus just before he vanshed.
Callie grabbed in her pocked for a Jaffa Cake... there was none left. What was she to do? Her mind couldn't process without the humble Jaffa Cake.
"Think Callie, think!" She shouted to herself, "AHA!" She cried. She opened her hand, got out her CARDIS and zoomed back to the future.

She was in the girls lavatories, she could hear the party raging outside the door. She took her trust mallet which had conveniently appeared from nowhere, kicked open the toilet door and took a smash at the orb of D00M.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Dionysus yelped.
Callie smiled and took herself back to the present time. All the office staff were tip tapping away and Dionysus was sulking in the corner.
"What's up with him?" She asked.
"Been like it since the party." Said Helkat.
She went up to him.
"Another year, another plan failed." Dionysus wiped his tears.
"Here's a plan." She smiled.

BROWN PLASTO CHAIR - 25 CREDITS. GRAB IT WHILE IT'S HOT.
The year was '07. The place was habbo. The plasto was a rip off.

[Skittles]

i liked it alot dude withe sonicmouse and callie!great!

[Addie]

Lmao. That was excellent. 10/10 +Rep.

[brodeo]

Thanks guys

[Jordan3]

She slapped both of Impetuous' cheeks.

Why did Callie slap herself?

[Glyard]

Hah, I was thinking that Jordan. There must have been some mirrior trickery involved.

[brodeo]

Why did Callie slap herself?

If i would have said:

Callie slapped impetuous which was really herself because impetuous made a false name to become hotel manager because nobody actually like her.

I don't think it would go down well with the offcie staff.