Episode Two:
THE LAST EPISODE CAN BE VIEWED HERE: http://www.habboxforum.com/showthread.php?t=163028
Intro: After the previous episode, we have learned about some people in the street. Tanya robbed the local shop, and Benji called the police, but he hardly helped them in the investigation. Jordan is just a pointless bum, and you sure shouldn’t mess with Karl! Adam likes the ladies, and Clarissa likes him.
New Characters:
Emma aka emo…
Emma is the local emo, and thinks that no-one likes her. She always mopes around at night in dark clothes, and mysteriously stays alone in her flat until nightfall.
Lee aka Propergander
Lee is in love with Emma. He has the same music tastes and personality as her. If only she knew how he felt.
Imogen aka The-Rasmus-Girl
Imogen, like Emma, has a man after her, but also like Emma, she doesn’t know about this mystery man. Imogen has insomnia, and stays up all night making models using her giant spork collection.
Chapter One:
Imogen is walking down the street [singing oo-a-diddy-diddy-dum-diddy-day], and stops at the pub, where she sees Jordan drumming on a pot of sour cream and chive Pringles.
“Hey mate, do you want a sporky spork?!” asked Imogen.
“Oh thanks love, and call me Jordan,” replied Jordan.
“Okay Jordan, here’s your spork!” Imogen said in return, handing him a large red spork. She then proceeded to walk into the pub, whilst Jordan banged on his Pringles pot using his new spork.
Chapter Two:
The pub door opens, and Imogen walks in and orders a gin and tonic. Helen hands it over.
“Can I pay in these?” asked Imogen, pulling out 6 sporks from her pocket.
“What the bonnie lad are they?!” exclaimed Helen.
“They’re sporks! Duh!” shouted Imogen.
“No! Get out you wee idiot!” Helen said in astonishment.
At this point the pub door opened, and Adam walked in wearing an adidas tracksuit, and severe blingage, with Clarissa on his arm.
“SAFE BOIIIIIZ!” shouted Adam.
Clarissa unlinked arms with him and walked up to the bar.
“I’ll ‘ave a G and T please Cass,” said Clarissa.
“’Ang on, come upstairs a second, hurry!” replied Cassie
Cassie opened her bedroom door above the pub, and invited in Clarissa.
“Claz, I have something to tell you,” declared Cassie.
“What’s happened? Is it bad?” questioned Clarissa
“Well, it’s Craig. He’s mad, I can’t stay with him any longer! I’ll end up crazy as he is!”
“What can I do?” Clarissa asked.
“There’s something I need to tell you,” Cassie began “Claz, I think I love you baby.”
“Amagadz! Fo sho?”
“My love is fo sho homegal.”
“Lolz, ur kiddin init?”
“Nahh mate.”
At this point, Cassie leaned over, grabbed Clarissa’s cheek, and planted a kiss on her cheek.
“I can’t believe you did that!” screamed Clarissa. She grabbed her handbag, and ran downstairs.
Chapter Three:
“Come in.” said Karl.
Matt stepped into Karl’s porch.
“To the living room, then we can discuss,” declared Karl.
“So, how come you called me here then?” asked Matt.
“I have a job for you, that’s only if you want one. I mean, the reward is only around the region of fifty-thousand pound..” Karl was interrupted.
“FIFTY-THOUSAND POUND!” shouted Matt, “I’M UP FOR THAT MON!”
“Ssh, keep it down noob,” said Karl angrily, “You’ll be needing this.”
Karl grabbed Matt’s hand, and placed a banana in it.
“What have I gotta do?” asked Matt
“Kill. Kill that hobo outside the pub,” replied Karl.
“How?”
“How he is killed? You decide! If you need help call 0800-I-NEED-HELP-LOL.”
“Kkz.”
Chapter Four
Night falls, Emma leaves her house for the first time in days to go to the cornershop. She needs a Happy Hippo and a bag of frozen peas.
“Emma! Wait up!” shouted Lee.
“Lee. What the hell?”
“Err, well, I just wanted to say hello. What are you up to?”
“If you really want to know, I’m going to the shop.”
“Oh me too, I need some new razors, my wrists are starving.”
“Lolz I’m getting a Happy Hippo.”
“Have you got the new Dashboard Confessional CD?”
“Yeah, I starve myself to it.”
“Oh same, only last night I dehydrated myself over track eight.”
ENDZ.
Will Matt eat that tasty banana that Karl gave him?
Will Clarissa reveal what lip balm Cassie wears?
And will Emma opt for a Happy Hippo, or will she instead go for a Twix?
Find out next time.
Unless you get banzed by Jack or Seadog.
Lolz.
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Habboxforum Street Episode 2: Emo's, Bananas And Spork Drumming
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ROFFFFFFLLLLLEE!
"Local hard man orders a chav to kill someone with a banana" Life sentence. =P
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ROFLMAO
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OMGZ 1'M 1337 1N TH15 sorry too much 1337ness
On three,
we're jumping from this ledge,
this build's tall,
I'm sure we'll wake up dead
But I still love her..
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Can i be into men in the next episode plz
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Christ Cassie, you are a swinger aren't you ;D
Originally Posted by Kinkyy
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ROFLMAOOOO.
clarissaa.
roll it up, light it up, smoke it up, inhale, exhale.
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roflmao indeed Originally Posted by Jordan
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Lol, changety change Originally Posted by Kinkyy
Can I ummm, dunno, I know take over Pluto with my sporks?On three,
we're jumping from this ledge,
this build's tall,
I'm sure we'll wake up dead
But I still love her..
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''Karl grabbed Matt’s hand, and placed a banana in it.'' Lmao that made me laugh, I wont eat the banana as I don't like them.
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